Yep. I’m dreading the super low rise, no waist flare legs to come back in the next decade. So much whale tail.

I worked retail a millennia ago at a high end retailer. Many of the employees worked there for the discount. They were married to wealthy spouses, and they didn’t need to work. They chose to work.

Meh. My son is 12 and want’s ugly superficial shit. I don’t want to buy the LaBron moon boots for him, because they’re ugly as shit, but I buy because our culture has set that expectation. Also, the shoes are cheaper than a PS4, so whatever.

This almost happened recently at the MINI dealer I work for. They inquired about a used car here. A red flag popped up and luckily we caught it before it was finalized. The buyer then threatened to kill the salesman and his family.

Everything I looked up, that you also looked up, is old data. The newest data was from 2014.

My friend, who is 30, purchased a new Buick. She loves it, although she is considering trading it after driving my new MINI Clubman S.

When I listed my 2002 Beetle, I only got one of these. The rest were people with nothing better to do but ask me how to feed my beetle and to train it.

I’m 5'8" and I just had a milestone on pants length for the first time in my 33 years. I bought a pair of Lululemon pants that had to be hemmed. They were about 4" too long on me.

Mini advisor here. It shocks me on how many stupid fucking people want to swap out their run flats for normal tires on a car without a fucking spare. All in the name of saving $20.

Really? Same here. I see a L and walk because my boobs don’t fit in their size L at Madewell. Now I know to ask, but the SA there are soooooooooooooooooo annoying. They make me want to drown myself in a vat of Teavana next door.

I live in Louisville, KY and we also get a holiday for the Kentucky Derby. The whole town is a shit show.

Interior designer here. I get irritated when someone misappropriates ID as interior decorating. We do more than make things pretty. HGTV is a huge culprit of this, but I’m not going to create a Twitter storm out of this. Ballerinas are only mad because it was a Kardashian.

McConnell hasn’t pulled his support, but the old turtle actually said something that we can all agree with.

My sister had the ICE show up at her house looking for my brother in law at 5:30 in the morning. They cop knocked and woke up her then toddler and newborn that she had just got to sleep. She opened the door with a “WTF are doing beating on my door at 5am. You woke up my fucking kids now fucking leave” and then…

My Mexican brother-in-law is on year four, and $10,000 of still not having his citizenship. He has his court date in Juarez next month for it. I’m his sponsor since my sister is a SAHM, so she doesn’t have the income to sponsor him. I’ve been along for the whole ride, and it has been incredibly hard. Your friend…

I hate to jump on the ‘I don’t believe them’ train, but didn’t they just show off her 3o karat diamond to the media? Kanye was in debt and using Go Fund Me to get out of his debt. Insurance scam anyone? Anyone? Okay, I’ll lurk back out.

To be fair, one who wears crocs is “unfuckable”, but you don’t tell them that.

I shelled out just $28k for a MINI in a manual. It was the only non-base model only for manual car out there when I was looking. I love this car. They offer a manual tranny as standard equip on all trim and models.

We had a Brexit moment, here in KY. We wanted a do over, but the right said tough titty. We learned a lesson.

Kentucky Chevy B.E.E.R.R.U.N?