Team No One

I always thought their hearts looked like butts. Still do.

BULLHORN! BULLHORN!! I think your son’s videos just became something that I want to watch.

I can understand her position though, vaccines are dangerous. I had a friend get that HPV vaccine and not two weeks later, BAM! She got hit by a car and died. Obvious causality there.

Candlestick salad, or candy dick salad?

Or given the demographics of SSR drivers, they thought they were driving into the Country Kitchen Buffet.

I believe it’s still around and continues to evolve:

“Fucking Ridge” just gave me the first true laugh-out-loud moment of this entire post. Thank you.

Keep working at it, perseverance and #GuatemalaGod are the key

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

Watch out! One’s got a chair!

Not pictured: third black mamba male buying the female a drink while the first two battle it out.

Well, you know once you’ve discovered a location you can fast-travel there.

In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!

“Supermodels. Ha! Nothing super about them, spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

Excellent! I don’t have pictures on this computer but I had a floor length blue polyester ball gown with sparkles and matching blue frosted eye shadow and sparkly lip gloss. So many memories. So much glitter.

You look beautiful. Great job with the makeup. There’s nothing to make it look dated