Team No One

I always thought their hearts looked like butts. Still do.

BULLHORN! BULLHORN!! I think your son’s videos just became something that I want to watch.

Candlestick salad, or candy dick salad?

Or given the demographics of SSR drivers, they thought they were driving into the Country Kitchen Buffet.

“Fucking Ridge” just gave me the first true laugh-out-loud moment of this entire post. Thank you.

Keep working at it, perseverance and #GuatemalaGod are the key

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!

“Supermodels. Ha! Nothing super about them, spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

Excellent! I don’t have pictures on this computer but I had a floor length blue polyester ball gown with sparkles and matching blue frosted eye shadow and sparkly lip gloss. So many memories. So much glitter.

I wore those exact shoes to both of my proms in 2000 and 2001!

You look beautiful. Great job with the makeup. There’s nothing to make it look dated

My own prom was in 2003, but I also went to proms in 2001 & 2002— frosty eyeshadow and pastel dress all.three.years.

and the tiny little purse with a handle. perfect.

At least it ages well. 1995 in Texas we looked like we were contestants in a beauty pageant with floor length sequin gowns.

I love this. If I went to prom (‘99-’01), I would have looked like this!!

Love it!!! I knew at 15 that pastels weren’t for me, but my dresses were totally early 2000s. So of course my mom saved both of them.... in case I ever go to prom again.