I was seriously just thinking this the other day when I drove over a set of these. I drive a Mini, so my wheel base is smaller than the average vehicle, so it would appear I’m going faster than a longer wheel based vehicle.

I think it was Regan who made it where teachers paid into a pension instead of SSI. Since KY borrowed from the pension fund, and never repaid, they just stuck it to techers, police and all other public servants.

Linda ran to replace her husband after he passed. The Democratic party nominated her. The same thing for Rebecca Johnson, but she announced her running before her husband’s body was even cold. Unfortunately for her, she wouldn’t know politics if they slapped her upside her blorange noggin. She thought she would win…

Rebecca Johnson is already claiming it was voter fraud and that’s how she lost to Belcher. Unfortunately, she never showed to a single event or debate, calling them fake. She thought she could ride her charlatan husband’s coat-tails to a win. She mistakenly didn’t realise she actually needed to try if she wanted to…

My mother passed away in 99, and had every King hardback written up until then. A few are signed. I have them all in my basement. What’s considered “rare” besides manuscripts? I’m not much of a reader.

This was how I was trained to learn the splits in the early 90's. My coach was a University of Louisville cheerleader. She would put us in position and put her body weight on us to get us to do the splits. I wonder if he learned from the same person?

I feel privileged to share a birthday with the world’s most famous baby giraffe. Happy birthday, baby giraffe.

I love the multicolore Murakami collection. I have a white multi speedy still.

I’ve always been a LV lover, except this is worse than the stupid line with the bellboy on them from the mid 2000's. These are full of nope. I’m sure 20 years from now, these will have a stupid high resale value because of how ugly they are. In high fashion, the uglier the product, the more value it holds.

I bought a Louis Vuitton bangle for $50 from someone who had no idea what they had. It was a 2004 Cruise GM Inclusion bangle. I listed it on ebay and there was a bidding war on it. It ended at $800. I flipped handbags for several years, but the market dropped off and I started losing money. I knew it was time to…

No hyphenated name here. Just a 7 letter fist name, 4 letter middle name and a 10 letter surname. I feel the pain. I still can’t fit my whole name in the stupid boxes.

Once I learned that figs were full of wasp larvae, I swore off figs forever. Gross.

Except his campaign was in the blue city of Louisville. He’s trying to win over the largest city in the state that is blue. They shut down I65 for him, that also conflicted with me going home from work, yesterday. Fuck the melted Orange Julius Cesar. I was late getting home to feed my cat.

It’s not required. I reside in Jefferson Co. and my son attends JCPS. We live a mile and a half from the school he attends, but it is not our “residing” home school that is 6 miles from my house.. I just had to do a transfer request this morning just to keep my son at the school he attends now that he wants to…

I had the older model of it and it had the stand up charger with the UV brush head sterilizer. It developed mold and then it burned the mold leaving a black ring on the bottom that could not be removed. It was a terrible design.

I had the older model of it and it had the stand up charger with the UV brush head sterilizer. It developed mold…

You do realize that it also comes with a charge cable you plug into the storage case to charge? I don’t have an outlet in my bathroom, so the cup is pointless for me, except to store other brush heads in. I always keep it in the case and just charge the case when needed.

You do realize that it also comes with a charge cable you plug into the storage case to charge? I don’t have an…

Well, the dogwood in my front yard bloomed. My neighborhood does a festival of the dogwoods every year and people come from all over to see them. That won’t happen this year because they’ll be done blooming by the event date.

Possibly. Did they also leave an antique console record player that still works, a wood console tv from the 70's and an exercise bike from the 70's? They left me a gold mine of vintage stuff.

I just bought a house last month. I went into the creepy basement the other day to do laundry and found a cordless phone plugged into the wall sitting on a shelf. I don’t have a landline, but obviously the person before me did and had a phone in the creepy basement. It wasn’t old or dusty, so it was frequently used.

Trade it in for something else. Sell it. Keep it for their kids if they have any. To be spiteful. I’m sure I could go on.