We couldn’t agree on a boy name for my son so we went with the family name. He wanted Tristan (yuck) and I wanted Liam. Thankfully Mark is not terrible and the worst nickname he is called is Mark the Shark by his baseball coach. The nurses at the hospital said they hadn’t heard the name in over 20 years. He was the…

I hated my middle name (Rose) when I was growing up. I thought it was very old lady, until Titanic came out.

Haha a friend of mine named her daughter Greta Lane, and then found out there is a pornstar named that, because someone asked her if she named her after the pornstar.

Texas International Goodbye Earl?

My younger sister named her kids all 4 letter normal names. My older sister, named her kid Ridge. Fucking Ridge. She also lives on Dry Ridge fucking Rd. WTF?

Ugh. A girl I work with named her daughter Chelsea, but spelled it Chelsia, and she gets pissed when someone pronounces it chel-see-a, how it’s spelled.

The neighborhood I live in is a city within the city and has it’s own laws (not HOA). I had a Corrado under a tarp in my backyard next to the garage for about a month when I got a citation. The law I broke was no cars non-daily driven cannot be within view. I sold it shortly after that, so I didn’t give a shit, but a…

I love living on my own. i have been with my bf for 6 years and we prefer to live apart. However, I just moved back in with my aging mother who has dementia. I’m already regretting moving in to be her care taker. Not because she’s not capable of living by herself, it’s that I lost a part of my independence. She thinks…

Mini people want their Minis to stay small. I hear about it every day as a Mini employee. Customers are offended by the new Mini maxi size.

I’m 33 and I use an arsenal of products to stay looking younger. My routine is wash my face with Bliss The Youth as We know It (it’s been discontinued so I went to every TJMAXX and Marshalls to buy a stockpile) and my Clarisonic brush. Then use Bliss microdermabrasion paste. After rinsing, Pat dry and use Algienest…

There is a lot that happens to new cars that the owners are never told. I worked at a VW dealership in the early 2000's. We had the Governors wife come in looking to order a Jetta for their daughter for her birthday. She wanted black with tan leather and those were hard to find. We found only one, so our dealership…

I worked at a Ford dealer. We had wheels stolen off a 50th Aniversary Mustang. That’s $8000 in wheels and tires. We also had a King Ranch F350 stripped clean. They even stole the carpeting. That was $40K in damages.

He may have been flying home to NC. Also, not all Kentuckians are bourbon drinkers. Bourbon is gross.

Me either, but they seem to be everywhere around me. This was my situation earlier this morning at work. Not a single one triggered. (I know about the update. It didn’t happen until about 9 am)

Louisville Metro Corrections is the worst. I was jailed for 9 hours in 2002 and shoved into a cell with 25 other women. We had no toilet paper and they denied to bring anymore when we asked. Also, it was August and freezing in there. There was a woman locked up with me in swimsuit for crying out loud. This has been a…

They’re not southern. They’re from PA IIRC.

Damn. I’ve probably boned more men than TSwift and my ham sandwich doesn’t look like that. I must be doing it wrong.

Carrado?

Ugh. They grow to fit the tank they’re in. I hate bullshit memes. My ex-husband owned an aquatic store and we had tanks in our house. We had a 150gal with tangs. They all grew to be about the same size, so they could live in the tank together.

Aiden is the new John. Now we have to refer to protitute customers as Aidens. Women will write dear Aiden letters. It’s a stupid fucking name. Stop it.