It was a nav update received by satellite that was too large. Calm the fuck down.

My dream job is to be the person who gives the colors their name whether it be for a paint company, clothing company or a car company. I just want to get paid to officially make “poop brown” an option.

That's why I have recently switched to Google Fi. I paid for my phone outright and will only pay for the data I use and it's month to month with no contract. Bonus.

BRB. I am printing and posting this story in my shop to point at when someone asks why they should service here vs a lube shop.

I’m a D cup and have been living in bralettes for the last two years. No more stabby underwires, no more awkward shaped padding, no more restricting bands. Love them and they’re pretty lace.

Vineyard Vines is a sponsor of the KY Derby. They even have their own KY Derby special edition clothing lines. My friends dress to Thurby (the day before Oaks for locals) was a Vineyard Vines Derby dress. Everyone dresses like this for Derby. It’s tradition.

My first apartment.

My grandmother has a Kitchenaid dishwasher that is every bit of 30+ years old. It still works amazingly.

Weird. Black Chyna seems like the type who would sell her own sex tape. I have a feeling this is the case. No one cares about two nobody’s bumping uglies. They’re the coat tail riders of the Kardasians who are coat tail riders of Kim, who is a coat tail rider of Paris Hilton. Coat tail-seption.

It looks like Tel Aviv didn’t want this bullshit either and passed it on to Columbia to gaze at it for a while.

Lol yes. They have since moved, but it looks exactly the same at the new house, minus the carpet. Same furniture, except the red chair was reupholstered about 6-7 years ago.

My senior prom was in 2001. I am 33 now to help with the math.

I remember that my friends and I made appointments with the Lancôme counter at Macy's to have our makeup done haha.

aw thanks! I wouldn't be caught dead in those shoes, these days haha.

Mini bags were all the rage then. All I had in it was my keys and a Lancôme Juicy Tube.

My mother wanted to save both of mine, too. In 2004, I donated them to a charity that gave prom dresses to under privileged girls.

Prom 2001 here. Yep, It was frosted eyeshadows, chunky heels and frosty matching dresses in pastels.

We just hit year 6 on dating with no marriage in sight. I consider that a success, my parents not so much. They were married within two weeks of dating. They were hippies.

So let me get this straight. People came to IHOP to eat, but cannot afford a $1.50 refillable soda?

I left a $0 tip once. My food was hacked on by my sick server and then once she left our table to wait on a large party seated in her section that she begged for, she never returned again to our table or anyone else’s in the section for refills, extra orders or to even drop off checks. She was awful. All of us in that…