I don’t buy into this chemical free green schtick the world is on, but I cannot get enough of Honest Co. hand sanitizer. It is fantastic, is a spray bottle and smells amazing.

No. That is more wagon than minivan. They use these as hearses for a reason.

I’m sure the auto industry did their research with the wrong demographic. I’m sure they asked parents at a Midwesten little league park. Those parents probably shouted “Buy Murican!” and “I ain’t buy no Chinese shit!” (I really heard a guy call a Honda a “Chinese shit” at a Midwest ballpark). I sure if they did…

I work for the largest Ford dealer in the Cincinnati region. It's a repurposed shopping mall. We have our own car museum and restaurant. We used to have a dance studio. We hosts oodles of events here. Last weekend it was a ballroom dancing charity event. Two weeks ago we held a high school indoor archery tournament.…

Weird. One of my techs is named Warren Smale.

It's to cover their ass in case it explodes. They at least notified you that your vehicle is affected.

I'm only 33, but I have arthritis in my feet. Any heel outside a 3" wedge, I cannot wear. It's not attractive to walk in pain.

Same here. Walking like a baby deer in pain is not something I want to do.

I was wondering that, too. The dealer who certified it could be on the line with a lawsuit about that. I would be fired if I wrote up a used car to be certified and didn't check for any recalls, especially ones that turn the car into a bonfire.

I live in a Ford town. We have two plants here, so people will buy this car just to say they have it. Those idiots will not buy this option, then they'll come into the dealer and bitch about how shitty the tires are in the winter and that Ford should pay for an all-season set.

Gymboree won’t let you unsubscribe. My son is 11, so I haven’t shopped there for him in 5 years. The link sends you to their page, but the unsubscribe button has a broken link, so it will not click. Their emails drive me bananas. I’ve even tried marking their emails as spam, and they still come to my inbox.

I work at a Ford dealer and it happens all the time. Customers call about their Ecoboost cars having a whistling noise that wasn’t there when they bought it. I start at a Mini dealer in March, I’m sure I’ll hear the same complaint from first time turbo owners

Same here. I owe $5000 between fed and state. If someone else wants to pay that for me, I’d be much appreciative.

My ex and I were together 4 years before we married. I would never jump into a marriage. I keep telling her to test drive the car before marrying. Once you're out of the honeymoon phase, then you know if they sniff their own farts, eat their boogers, or if they poo with the door open.

So how long until Justin Bieber buys one, then abandons it?

I feel like all of this is my best friend when it comes to dating. I love her to death, but her dating life makes me cringe. She is rude to people she feels are beneath her, she some how convinces men to marry her within 2-3 weeks of dating, she moves in by third date and she plays games with them. She's ending her…

Like your mother, I too say to not skimp on the ass paper. I buy premium ass paper. No cost was ever too high until I saw this. I'll stick with my Charmin.

My building has gone under new ownership in the four years I've been there. My old landlord was cool with the painting and changes and told me to leave the cans of paint to match the colors for touch ups. They even used my unit to advertise. The new landlord is not cool. They told me I have to paint it back to the…

Here in Louisville, about 10 years ago, a guy filled out an application at a hotel. He then proceeded to abduct the girl at the front desk and steal the airport shuttle while he was at it. That guy wins.

Kenwood Mall Cincinnati, OH.