They're target demographic right now is small people who like to wear yoga clothes to make people think they do yoga.

I'm sure he makes panties wetter than his hair.

Were you also at the Cincinnati Kenwood store? Fuck them. I'm trying to find a place on their website to complain. I was going to ignore it and let it go, but I think they deserve to know (not that they'll care).

I love Gap Fit workout leggings and live in Gap Body leggings. I will stick with Gap, they ignore everyone in the store and are not exclusive.

I went into a Lululemon store the other day for the first time and wanted to share my story here.

The TC deserves the axe. It started out so well and then they killed it by turning it into a box. A shit box.

Those are the names given by parents who will use the excuse about boys being boys.

If Shania's team says no, he can always try Cristina Augilera.

It's a hollow tube for aesthetics. It does not pair well with a shitty turning radius when it is low to the ground. I did that to my Jetta on boulders on the corner of someones yard. I managed to never do it to my Beetle.

I used to do this in my 02 for fun, because Beetle. Loved that car. Eventually I had to sell it for something new and maintenance free.

I had a shady used car dealer, appropriately named Cobra Motors, try to sell me a 2.0L Beetle as a TurboS. They also removed the bulb for the CEL that was on with 12 codes. Nice try, guys.

I received an inheritance at 18. I wish there would have been a stipulation on it to where I had to wait until 25 or 30 to access it. I was young and dumb.

Volkswagen wins the smell in hot summer. Nothing like the odor of melted crayons that makes even you, yourself smell like kindergarten teacher.

Did we learn nothing from the people who purchased Hummers in the early 2000's? Gas was cheap, loans were handed out like rufees at a frat party. Then everything tanked. Hummer owners couldn't afford to drive their 8mpg vehicles nor afford the payments on them. So many repos. No one could sell them and no one wanted…

Don’t worry, The Gap and H&M will have the $9.99 - $39.99 knock offs in June as well.

I attended a for profit school that was accredited, but lied about my program, credit transfers, and job placement. I just filled it out. WEe’ll see where this goes. Worst case scenario is that I have to continue to pay my loan for BA I do not use.

So a candy kid Bratz doll doesn’t “use” molly? What a square.

That depends on the brand and the style. If it’s a bag everyone wants and is mass produced, then it’s worthless late. If no one wants it, it’s worthless. It’s a gamble. I bought a sequin Coach bag when I worked there and later sold it for $700 on ebay after I quit a year later. I sold a Balenciaga that I paid $1100…

I suspect they have a flow chart in the break room that looks like a quiz from Seventeen.

When I was in high school, before thigh gap was a thing, the girls all judged on who was a virgin if their thighs touched when they walk. I knew that wasn't true, because mine touched when I walked.