My 11 year olds baseball team had 2 Haydens, 1 Braiden, 4 Aidens and 2 Jaydens. It was ridiculous.

I work at a Lincoln dealer in Kentucky. That is the Lincoln customer.

I'm only here to say that when I was large pregnant in 2004, I totally lived in Juicy Couture velour track suits. I was the most lazy chic mom to be . My then husband deemed them my "give up on life outfits."

Nope because mine was optional. My 2015 Mini has the button on the steering wheel, but apparently I chose the poverty entertainment package and I can’t have voice control. I can’t even Bluetooth audio, but I can BT my phone. Dafuq Mini?

My new Mini is set up the same way. It’s so empty for what’s there.

That's not a screen. It's just the USB port illuminated with the blue ambient lighting. I thought it was a screen at first, too.

Seriously, how much data do you actually use? I have a mo/mo plan with ATT. For $60/mo, I get 450 anytime minutes, unlimited text/nights/weekends, 6GB data with rollover. That sure as hell beats $99/mo for unlimited throttled data.

I bought my son an Xbox one this Christmas and did that. Then he logged in at his dads house and saw I was on Xbox one. He called me out on it and now knows what he’s getting. Parents, remember to appear offline when doing this.

Agreed. Gap sucks, but Gap Body is amazing. Their leggings and tees are the best, with a close runner up of Lofts Lou & Gray leggings and tees.

I was helping a friend move some things out of his apartment last night. I was parallel parked on the street in front of his building. We were loading something up and someone pulled up to park in the space behind me. We shut the hatch and went back up to grab more. When we came down, this douche nozzle parked so…

Thanks for this. I’ve only seen the vaccine marketed towards girls. I had no idea that boys should get it as well. I have to take my son for his vaccines before he starts 6th grade so I will for sure ask for this as well.

My former husband proposed to me when I stepped out of the shower. He was on the toilet holding the ring. It was kind of awkward.

No. I always hated that name, so why would I?

I took my ex husbands last name when we married because my maiden name was always pronounced wrong as a bodily function that I was always teased for as a kid. After we divorced, I kept it, and will take my future husbands last name out of respect to not keep my ex’s.

I was in an expensive wedding where our bridemaid dresses were Dior and our gifts were Tiffany. The bride wanted a destination bachelorette party. I politely declined because I was already dropping a grand on a dress I'll never wear again and I wasn't eligible for paid vacation time at work yet. She was disappointed,…

Because you have to convert the heretics. The Church of England still wants to be bigger than the Pope.

I’ve had my 15 hardtop S for over a year now and not one single issue. Like any make, half will have consistent issues, and the half will never have a problem.

Best Buy gave me a $20 gift card because they treated me like shit, and now I've found something to buy it with. Score!

Best Buy gave me a $20 gift card because they treated me like shit, and now I've found something to buy it with.…

Exactly. Vehicle extended warranties like National Auto, Route66 and IWS are examples of warranties that take thousands from you, but cover very little. If they do cover the repair, they give you piece of mind of no deductible, but then they stick you with the diag fees, taxes, fluids, gaskets/seals, shop supplies,…

I'm an interior designer, and I say fuck that shit. I die a little inside every time someone says they want words in their room.