I pick up my Le Creuset at TJ Maxx.

Former employee here. I already posted about it, but I’m forever in the greys.

Duh. All retail outlets do this. I laugh when people talk about the deals at the outlet they got. I worked for Coach until 2011. Everything in the Coach outlet is made for the outlet and the “markdown” price was always the intended MSRP you actually pay. They just fluff it with a fake MSRP. Only the stuff on the…

Hey! My bud vase in my old Beetle was the best pen holder ever. I never lost my pen and it stood upright so the ink was always in the point. Don't knock it when it's used practically.

I had the same happen to me when I tried to sell a 98 Civic on craigslist. I had text messages from people low balling before they even saw it. I was asking $2K. I had one guy tell me that this car is a dime a dozen at $500. My response was, well then you can buy four of them for the cost of mine. More is obviously…

I think the velour tracksuits are trying to make a comeback already. I was shopping on Sunday and every store had them. That’s 10 years too soon for a comeback. Stahp!

I was the type who went to punk shows and dressed like Jane. My son is the flat bill hat wearing popular sport jock. Completely opposite of everything I was. It’s amazing how different the personalities of children can be from their parents.

As a Louisvillian, I propose that Louisville secede from Kentucky. We'll have a purple flag with a fleur de lis and a big middle finger to KY. Yarmuth will be our Governor and our slogan will be "Not Kentucky".

Meh, they survived the 90’s when they last almost went under. I’m sure they can survive this.

I remember going into Kmart about 15 years ago and Urban Looney Toons was all they carried.

Coco, you’ll be okay....sort of. You’ll just end up with third degree tear like I did. I still survived and my petite vagina is still a petite vagina, but with a scar.

I wish they would distinguish womens from juniors fit on their site. A womens large is not the same as a juniors large. I had to send back a super cute maxi I was going to wear to a wedding because it was too small in the waist and hips.

A) That color is awful on her. Kim, stick to white and black.
B) That looks incredibly uncomfortable for her. It looks a size or two too small.
C) Kurt Cobain called, he wants his sweater back.

Louisville, KY here. Five years ago for the top notch day care, I paid $600 a month. Wasn’t run by goats. Just hipsters.

She’s only affecting 4 of the 30 people who live in the county because no one wants to live there. Moorehead is a dry county, so who the fuck wants to live there? This is bourbon country!

Oh man, my many years of retail gave me oodles of LP stories.

I had listed my old Civic (98 EX sedan) on craigslist when I sold it 7 years ago for $2000. Some guy messaged me "I'll give you $400 because that's all it's worth." I responded back with "No, thanks" and was called an asshole and was told I would never sell it for my asking price. Jokes on him, because it lost 3rd…

Hillary Duff

As of 9:00am Thursday, she is still in defiance and not issuing licenses. You can call her office to find out for yourself 606-784-5212

I always called it the bro car, because of its backwards hat.