It looks like a pregnant roller skate.

Ugh my 02 Beetle I had, had the worst swivel cupholder. Only the passenger side was usable. The drivers side was still positioned under the console/dash to where only a 12oz canned drink could fit, but to access it you had to reach around the shifter.

I haven’t redeemed points in over 3 years because the rewards have been dumb. I did, however just a few weeks ago redeem a 500pt reward for the clarisonic set. I had been wanting to try the Radiance set, but didn’t want to pay for the brush head and the 3pc set for $125. It was worth it, so I spent the $125 for the…

“The other day a black guy screamed WE ARE AT WAR at me as I walking down the street. “

Yeah, there is. There is no shame in Popeye's though. That shit is delicious.

You actually had a reason to celebrate. Most customers that I reluctantly had to cheer for looked mortified.

I worked at a Saturn dealer in 2002. When someone bought a car, the whole dealership staff had to come out and stand in a circle around the customer and clap for them, then all personally congratulate them. I transferred to the Honda dealer in our same auto group after 3 months of this. I was embarrassed for the…

“Their total sales peg them at around 8,000 cars a month, which is better than brands like Mini and Fiat.”

9/10 yes, this is correct. Sometimes that is what it needs, unless it has an internal leak that cannot be seen until you take it apart.

Mitsu shot themselves in the foot when they killed off the Eclipse, Montero and the Evo. Those were their bread and butter, but they fucked that up. The Eclipse would have probably survived if they hadn't turned it into an abstract bean.

I wore my UGG boots to work just last week when the heat index was 107. No shame.

I typically only shop at Homegoods, but I have questioned this myself. Most home stuff doesn’t have original tags, so I was wondering if they were inflating prices. I just bought a stool the other day that said it was originally $99, but I bought it for $59.99. I’m contemplating on returning it due to how flimsy it…

I work in a Ford dealer service dept. Our shop has an Enterprise on site. One of their rental F150’s was towed in after being in a rear end collision just last week. It was impressive how crushed the bed was, but how not damaged the cab was, beyond the back glass shattering. It was a 30-40mph collision with little…

I actually watched a show on ID about her just this morning.

I actually had an interview with an interior design company that I was interested in working for. The owner told me in the interview that she doesn’t hire unwed/single mothers because their kids keep them from work. I stopped her there, told her what she said was discriminatory, I was a single parent and that we were…

Reading this made me all paranoid so I ordered some. I get ants and stink bugs in my apt every summer and fall, so this will help. Also, I always fear bed bugs and fleas on my cat, so this eases my mind and my apartment is getting a good sprinkle.

Just like at WebM.D.! I can get a doctor to diagnose my heart problem and then ask the internet for a second opinion.

That's dumb that you give a shit about something like that. They're right, who cares? It's not your place to decide who pays for your repairs when it doesn't affect you monetarily. Once that dealer becomes Chevy_SS Ford, then you can make that objection.

It's not salary either. It's commission. All time is free time on commission. GTFO.

Maybe you should try working in this business before you suggest how things should be done. You have not the slightest idea as to what you are talking about. There is no "time theft" because no one is paid hourly.