McConnell hasn’t pulled his support, but the old turtle actually said something that we can all agree with.

My sister had the ICE show up at her house looking for my brother in law at 5:30 in the morning. They cop knocked and woke up her then toddler and newborn that she had just got to sleep. She opened the door with a “WTF are doing beating on my door at 5am. You woke up my fucking kids now fucking leave” and then…

My Mexican brother-in-law is on year four, and $10,000 of still not having his citizenship. He has his court date in Juarez next month for it. I’m his sponsor since my sister is a SAHM, so she doesn’t have the income to sponsor him. I’ve been along for the whole ride, and it has been incredibly hard. Your friend…

I hate to jump on the ‘I don’t believe them’ train, but didn’t they just show off her 3o karat diamond to the media? Kanye was in debt and using Go Fund Me to get out of his debt. Insurance scam anyone? Anyone? Okay, I’ll lurk back out.

To be fair, one who wears crocs is “unfuckable”, but you don’t tell them that.

I shelled out just $28k for a MINI in a manual. It was the only non-base model only for manual car out there when I was looking. I love this car. They offer a manual tranny as standard equip on all trim and models.

We had a Brexit moment, here in KY. We wanted a do over, but the right said tough titty. We learned a lesson.

Kentucky Chevy B.E.E.R.R.U.N?

We couldn’t agree on a boy name for my son so we went with the family name. He wanted Tristan (yuck) and I wanted Liam. Thankfully Mark is not terrible and the worst nickname he is called is Mark the Shark by his baseball coach. The nurses at the hospital said they hadn’t heard the name in over 20 years. He was the…

I hated my middle name (Rose) when I was growing up. I thought it was very old lady, until Titanic came out.

Haha a friend of mine named her daughter Greta Lane, and then found out there is a pornstar named that, because someone asked her if she named her after the pornstar.

Texas International Goodbye Earl?

My younger sister named her kids all 4 letter normal names. My older sister, named her kid Ridge. Fucking Ridge. She also lives on Dry Ridge fucking Rd. WTF?

Ugh. A girl I work with named her daughter Chelsea, but spelled it Chelsia, and she gets pissed when someone pronounces it chel-see-a, how it’s spelled.

The neighborhood I live in is a city within the city and has it’s own laws (not HOA). I had a Corrado under a tarp in my backyard next to the garage for about a month when I got a citation. The law I broke was no cars non-daily driven cannot be within view. I sold it shortly after that, so I didn’t give a shit, but a…

I love living on my own. i have been with my bf for 6 years and we prefer to live apart. However, I just moved back in with my aging mother who has dementia. I’m already regretting moving in to be her care taker. Not because she’s not capable of living by herself, it’s that I lost a part of my independence. She thinks…

Mini people want their Minis to stay small. I hear about it every day as a Mini employee. Customers are offended by the new Mini maxi size.

I’m 33 and I use an arsenal of products to stay looking younger. My routine is wash my face with Bliss The Youth as We know It (it’s been discontinued so I went to every TJMAXX and Marshalls to buy a stockpile) and my Clarisonic brush. Then use Bliss microdermabrasion paste. After rinsing, Pat dry and use Algienest…

There is a lot that happens to new cars that the owners are never told. I worked at a VW dealership in the early 2000's. We had the Governors wife come in looking to order a Jetta for their daughter for her birthday. She wanted black with tan leather and those were hard to find. We found only one, so our dealership…

I worked at a Ford dealer. We had wheels stolen off a 50th Aniversary Mustang. That’s $8000 in wheels and tires. We also had a King Ranch F350 stripped clean. They even stole the carpeting. That was $40K in damages.