He may have been flying home to NC. Also, not all Kentuckians are bourbon drinkers. Bourbon is gross.

Me either, but they seem to be everywhere around me. This was my situation earlier this morning at work. Not a single one triggered. (I know about the update. It didn’t happen until about 9 am)

Louisville Metro Corrections is the worst. I was jailed for 9 hours in 2002 and shoved into a cell with 25 other women. We had no toilet paper and they denied to bring anymore when we asked. Also, it was August and freezing in there. There was a woman locked up with me in swimsuit for crying out loud. This has been a…

They’re not southern. They’re from PA IIRC.

Damn. I’ve probably boned more men than TSwift and my ham sandwich doesn’t look like that. I must be doing it wrong.

Carrado?

Ugh. They grow to fit the tank they’re in. I hate bullshit memes. My ex-husband owned an aquatic store and we had tanks in our house. We had a 150gal with tangs. They all grew to be about the same size, so they could live in the tank together.

Aiden is the new John. Now we have to refer to protitute customers as Aidens. Women will write dear Aiden letters. It’s a stupid fucking name. Stop it.

It was a nav update received by satellite that was too large. Calm the fuck down.

My dream job is to be the person who gives the colors their name whether it be for a paint company, clothing company or a car company. I just want to get paid to officially make “poop brown” an option.

That's why I have recently switched to Google Fi. I paid for my phone outright and will only pay for the data I use and it's month to month with no contract. Bonus.

BRB. I am printing and posting this story in my shop to point at when someone asks why they should service here vs a lube shop.

I’m a D cup and have been living in bralettes for the last two years. No more stabby underwires, no more awkward shaped padding, no more restricting bands. Love them and they’re pretty lace.

Vineyard Vines is a sponsor of the KY Derby. They even have their own KY Derby special edition clothing lines. My friends dress to Thurby (the day before Oaks for locals) was a Vineyard Vines Derby dress. Everyone dresses like this for Derby. It’s tradition.

My first apartment.

My grandmother has a Kitchenaid dishwasher that is every bit of 30+ years old. It still works amazingly.

Weird. Black Chyna seems like the type who would sell her own sex tape. I have a feeling this is the case. No one cares about two nobody’s bumping uglies. They’re the coat tail riders of the Kardasians who are coat tail riders of Kim, who is a coat tail rider of Paris Hilton. Coat tail-seption.

It looks like Tel Aviv didn’t want this bullshit either and passed it on to Columbia to gaze at it for a while.

Lol yes. They have since moved, but it looks exactly the same at the new house, minus the carpet. Same furniture, except the red chair was reupholstered about 6-7 years ago.

My senior prom was in 2001. I am 33 now to help with the math.