Same here. I owe $5000 between fed and state. If someone else wants to pay that for me, I’d be much appreciative.

My ex and I were together 4 years before we married. I would never jump into a marriage. I keep telling her to test drive the car before marrying. Once you're out of the honeymoon phase, then you know if they sniff their own farts, eat their boogers, or if they poo with the door open.

So how long until Justin Bieber buys one, then abandons it?

I feel like all of this is my best friend when it comes to dating. I love her to death, but her dating life makes me cringe. She is rude to people she feels are beneath her, she some how convinces men to marry her within 2-3 weeks of dating, she moves in by third date and she plays games with them. She's ending her…

Like your mother, I too say to not skimp on the ass paper. I buy premium ass paper. No cost was ever too high until I saw this. I'll stick with my Charmin.

My building has gone under new ownership in the four years I've been there. My old landlord was cool with the painting and changes and told me to leave the cans of paint to match the colors for touch ups. They even used my unit to advertise. The new landlord is not cool. They told me I have to paint it back to the…

Here in Louisville, about 10 years ago, a guy filled out an application at a hotel. He then proceeded to abduct the girl at the front desk and steal the airport shuttle while he was at it. That guy wins.

Kenwood Mall Cincinnati, OH.

They're target demographic right now is small people who like to wear yoga clothes to make people think they do yoga.

I'm sure he makes panties wetter than his hair.

Were you also at the Cincinnati Kenwood store? Fuck them. I'm trying to find a place on their website to complain. I was going to ignore it and let it go, but I think they deserve to know (not that they'll care).

I love Gap Fit workout leggings and live in Gap Body leggings. I will stick with Gap, they ignore everyone in the store and are not exclusive.

I went into a Lululemon store the other day for the first time and wanted to share my story here.

The TC deserves the axe. It started out so well and then they killed it by turning it into a box. A shit box.

Those are the names given by parents who will use the excuse about boys being boys.

If Shania's team says no, he can always try Cristina Augilera.

It's a hollow tube for aesthetics. It does not pair well with a shitty turning radius when it is low to the ground. I did that to my Jetta on boulders on the corner of someones yard. I managed to never do it to my Beetle.

I used to do this in my 02 for fun, because Beetle. Loved that car. Eventually I had to sell it for something new and maintenance free.

I had a shady used car dealer, appropriately named Cobra Motors, try to sell me a 2.0L Beetle as a TurboS. They also removed the bulb for the CEL that was on with 12 codes. Nice try, guys.

I received an inheritance at 18. I wish there would have been a stipulation on it to where I had to wait until 25 or 30 to access it. I was young and dumb.