Volkswagen wins the smell in hot summer. Nothing like the odor of melted crayons that makes even you, yourself smell like kindergarten teacher.

Did we learn nothing from the people who purchased Hummers in the early 2000's? Gas was cheap, loans were handed out like rufees at a frat party. Then everything tanked. Hummer owners couldn't afford to drive their 8mpg vehicles nor afford the payments on them. So many repos. No one could sell them and no one wanted…

Don’t worry, The Gap and H&M will have the $9.99 - $39.99 knock offs in June as well.

I attended a for profit school that was accredited, but lied about my program, credit transfers, and job placement. I just filled it out. WEe’ll see where this goes. Worst case scenario is that I have to continue to pay my loan for BA I do not use.

So a candy kid Bratz doll doesn’t “use” molly? What a square.

That depends on the brand and the style. If it’s a bag everyone wants and is mass produced, then it’s worthless late. If no one wants it, it’s worthless. It’s a gamble. I bought a sequin Coach bag when I worked there and later sold it for $700 on ebay after I quit a year later. I sold a Balenciaga that I paid $1100…

I suspect they have a flow chart in the break room that looks like a quiz from Seventeen.

When I was in high school, before thigh gap was a thing, the girls all judged on who was a virgin if their thighs touched when they walk. I knew that wasn't true, because mine touched when I walked.

My 11 year olds baseball team had 2 Haydens, 1 Braiden, 4 Aidens and 2 Jaydens. It was ridiculous.

I work at a Lincoln dealer in Kentucky. That is the Lincoln customer.

I'm only here to say that when I was large pregnant in 2004, I totally lived in Juicy Couture velour track suits. I was the most lazy chic mom to be . My then husband deemed them my "give up on life outfits."

Nope because mine was optional. My 2015 Mini has the button on the steering wheel, but apparently I chose the poverty entertainment package and I can’t have voice control. I can’t even Bluetooth audio, but I can BT my phone. Dafuq Mini?

My new Mini is set up the same way. It’s so empty for what’s there.

That's not a screen. It's just the USB port illuminated with the blue ambient lighting. I thought it was a screen at first, too.

Seriously, how much data do you actually use? I have a mo/mo plan with ATT. For $60/mo, I get 450 anytime minutes, unlimited text/nights/weekends, 6GB data with rollover. That sure as hell beats $99/mo for unlimited throttled data.

I bought my son an Xbox one this Christmas and did that. Then he logged in at his dads house and saw I was on Xbox one. He called me out on it and now knows what he’s getting. Parents, remember to appear offline when doing this.

Agreed. Gap sucks, but Gap Body is amazing. Their leggings and tees are the best, with a close runner up of Lofts Lou & Gray leggings and tees.

I was helping a friend move some things out of his apartment last night. I was parallel parked on the street in front of his building. We were loading something up and someone pulled up to park in the space behind me. We shut the hatch and went back up to grab more. When we came down, this douche nozzle parked so…

Thanks for this. I’ve only seen the vaccine marketed towards girls. I had no idea that boys should get it as well. I have to take my son for his vaccines before he starts 6th grade so I will for sure ask for this as well.

My former husband proposed to me when I stepped out of the shower. He was on the toilet holding the ring. It was kind of awkward.