No. I always hated that name, so why would I?

I took my ex husbands last name when we married because my maiden name was always pronounced wrong as a bodily function that I was always teased for as a kid. After we divorced, I kept it, and will take my future husbands last name out of respect to not keep my ex’s.

I was in an expensive wedding where our bridemaid dresses were Dior and our gifts were Tiffany. The bride wanted a destination bachelorette party. I politely declined because I was already dropping a grand on a dress I'll never wear again and I wasn't eligible for paid vacation time at work yet. She was disappointed,…

Because you have to convert the heretics. The Church of England still wants to be bigger than the Pope.

I’ve had my 15 hardtop S for over a year now and not one single issue. Like any make, half will have consistent issues, and the half will never have a problem.

Best Buy gave me a $20 gift card because they treated me like shit, and now I've found something to buy it with. Score!

Best Buy gave me a $20 gift card because they treated me like shit, and now I've found something to buy it with.…

Exactly. Vehicle extended warranties like National Auto, Route66 and IWS are examples of warranties that take thousands from you, but cover very little. If they do cover the repair, they give you piece of mind of no deductible, but then they stick you with the diag fees, taxes, fluids, gaskets/seals, shop supplies,…

I'm an interior designer, and I say fuck that shit. I die a little inside every time someone says they want words in their room.

I pick up my Le Creuset at TJ Maxx.

Former employee here. I already posted about it, but I’m forever in the greys.

Duh. All retail outlets do this. I laugh when people talk about the deals at the outlet they got. I worked for Coach until 2011. Everything in the Coach outlet is made for the outlet and the “markdown” price was always the intended MSRP you actually pay. They just fluff it with a fake MSRP. Only the stuff on the…

Hey! My bud vase in my old Beetle was the best pen holder ever. I never lost my pen and it stood upright so the ink was always in the point. Don't knock it when it's used practically.

I had the same happen to me when I tried to sell a 98 Civic on craigslist. I had text messages from people low balling before they even saw it. I was asking $2K. I had one guy tell me that this car is a dime a dozen at $500. My response was, well then you can buy four of them for the cost of mine. More is obviously…

I think the velour tracksuits are trying to make a comeback already. I was shopping on Sunday and every store had them. That’s 10 years too soon for a comeback. Stahp!

I was the type who went to punk shows and dressed like Jane. My son is the flat bill hat wearing popular sport jock. Completely opposite of everything I was. It’s amazing how different the personalities of children can be from their parents.

As a Louisvillian, I propose that Louisville secede from Kentucky. We'll have a purple flag with a fleur de lis and a big middle finger to KY. Yarmuth will be our Governor and our slogan will be "Not Kentucky".

Meh, they survived the 90’s when they last almost went under. I’m sure they can survive this.

I remember going into Kmart about 15 years ago and Urban Looney Toons was all they carried.

Coco, you’ll be okay....sort of. You’ll just end up with third degree tear like I did. I still survived and my petite vagina is still a petite vagina, but with a scar.

I wish they would distinguish womens from juniors fit on their site. A womens large is not the same as a juniors large. I had to send back a super cute maxi I was going to wear to a wedding because it was too small in the waist and hips.