A) That color is awful on her. Kim, stick to white and black.
B) That looks incredibly uncomfortable for her. It looks a size or two too small.
C) Kurt Cobain called, he wants his sweater back.

Louisville, KY here. Five years ago for the top notch day care, I paid $600 a month. Wasn’t run by goats. Just hipsters.

She’s only affecting 4 of the 30 people who live in the county because no one wants to live there. Moorehead is a dry county, so who the fuck wants to live there? This is bourbon country!

Oh man, my many years of retail gave me oodles of LP stories.

I had listed my old Civic (98 EX sedan) on craigslist when I sold it 7 years ago for $2000. Some guy messaged me "I'll give you $400 because that's all it's worth." I responded back with "No, thanks" and was called an asshole and was told I would never sell it for my asking price. Jokes on him, because it lost 3rd…

Hillary Duff

As of 9:00am Thursday, she is still in defiance and not issuing licenses. You can call her office to find out for yourself 606-784-5212

I always called it the bro car, because of its backwards hat.

It looks like a pregnant roller skate.

Ugh my 02 Beetle I had, had the worst swivel cupholder. Only the passenger side was usable. The drivers side was still positioned under the console/dash to where only a 12oz canned drink could fit, but to access it you had to reach around the shifter.

I haven’t redeemed points in over 3 years because the rewards have been dumb. I did, however just a few weeks ago redeem a 500pt reward for the clarisonic set. I had been wanting to try the Radiance set, but didn’t want to pay for the brush head and the 3pc set for $125. It was worth it, so I spent the $125 for the…

“The other day a black guy screamed WE ARE AT WAR at me as I walking down the street. “

Yeah, there is. There is no shame in Popeye's though. That shit is delicious.

You actually had a reason to celebrate. Most customers that I reluctantly had to cheer for looked mortified.

I worked at a Saturn dealer in 2002. When someone bought a car, the whole dealership staff had to come out and stand in a circle around the customer and clap for them, then all personally congratulate them. I transferred to the Honda dealer in our same auto group after 3 months of this. I was embarrassed for the…

“Their total sales peg them at around 8,000 cars a month, which is better than brands like Mini and Fiat.”

9/10 yes, this is correct. Sometimes that is what it needs, unless it has an internal leak that cannot be seen until you take it apart.

Mitsu shot themselves in the foot when they killed off the Eclipse, Montero and the Evo. Those were their bread and butter, but they fucked that up. The Eclipse would have probably survived if they hadn't turned it into an abstract bean.

I wore my UGG boots to work just last week when the heat index was 107. No shame.

I typically only shop at Homegoods, but I have questioned this myself. Most home stuff doesn’t have original tags, so I was wondering if they were inflating prices. I just bought a stool the other day that said it was originally $99, but I bought it for $59.99. I’m contemplating on returning it due to how flimsy it…