Or people are stupid like the dumb girl I almost hit the other night wearing all black crossing a dark intersection when she had the do not walk signal.

I don't doubt that. All new cars are less reliable than old cars. Cheaper materials, more electronics.

Ford Service Advisor here. I just looked for a TSB on this. If yours didn’t give a code, then the TSB redirects the tech to regular diagnostic and to not perform. We are instructed to follow warranty guidelines and can be charged if warranty kicks it back an unnecessary repair. That’s probably why you were told no by…

Or Beavis.

Can I be transterrestrial and claim I’m from another planet?

You forgot Sephora. Sephora let’s you return anything that you’re not satisfied with. They’re website even says you can return to a Sephora store if bought in a JCPennys location on a JCP credit card.

Too late! I already gave in to their stretchy seduction. They are the succubus of waistbands.

J Crew is expensive, but I discovered their elastic waist shorts this year and bought a few. OMG they’re so comfortable. LONG LIVE THE ELASTIC WAIST TREND GOD!

Soooooooo is Jessie J like the Walmart brand of Katie Perry? I have a preteen and have never heard of her.

I listed my 98 Civic EX sedan manual tranny 4 door on craigslist. I mistakenly put my phone number and listed it for $2000. I received oodles of texts and phone calls as late as 3 am about it. One guy texted offering me $1000. I message him back that he hasn't seen it, so offering now is dumb. He reoffered $500 and…

Someone did this to my Grandmother not too long ago. They called and said, “Grandma, it’s me, I need help. I’m in jail in Mexico.” My grandmother said one of my cousins names, and he went along with that. She stayed on the phone a while and then it became clear to her it was a scam, so she asked what his fathers…

I cry when I eat IHOP. They are not tears of joy. They are tears of shame.

I went into Madewell last night looking for sandals. They REALLY tried to push Birkenstocks on me telling me they were cool again. No thanks. I don't care if Tom Hardy wears them naked, I will not buy them.

VW has been riding the struggle bus since 05 when they decided to take styling tips from Toyota. Font change will not save them. VW lost me as a long time customer because they're boring.

I once went on a date with a guy named Waldo, who didn’t start a blog, change the world or direct indie movies. He was a slacker who drove a Pontiac.

Do you have a link? I don't see it linked up top.

No. I haven't seen it yet.

God wrote back and said, “Nah. He’s forgiven by me and his family so it’s all good now. He had some counseling and he put a fence up, so we'll just forget this happened. K?”

I can’t get them to fit right. I’m wider in my waist than in my hips and thighs, so they don't fit right at all even if I size up. I wish they would make pixie pants with an elastic waist. I would own every pair. This elastic waist pants trend out right now is my jam!

Most car owners are like this. I'm a service advisor and you wouldn't believe how many people have this mentality. "You put air in my tires the other day now my airbag light is on and I'm leaking water!"