I didn't work in a restaurant, but my proud smart ass moment was when I worked in a two story Forever 21 as a merchandiser while in college. I was having a shitty day and was put in charge of restocking the escalator atrium area. Our escalators were inoperable that day. These teenage girls walked up to it and stopped.…

Theon was more of a lost soul with daddy issues. He wanted approval from his father and to not play second fiddle to his sister. I've always felt bad for Theon and never considered him a monster.

BOUGHT THIS VW BEETLE USED. HAD TERRIBLE SMELL, LIKE BURNT CRAYONS. CLEANED IT INTENSELY, INSIDE AND OUTSIDE. THOROUGH DETAIL JOB. STILL SMELLS, CAUSING HEADACHE. AIR BAG LIGHT AND BUZZER STAYED ON EVEN AFTER LATCHING SEAT BELT. CRUISE CONTROL WORKS ERRATICALLY, LUNGING FORWARD SUDDENLY, THEN CHUGS, THEN LUNGES…

Louisville also. I attended Atherton.

I went to high school in KY and my senior prom in 2001 I wore a backless halter ball gown. In 2000 at my Junior prom I wore a 2 piece strapless midriff baring dress. No stupid dress code rules EXCEPT that guys could not wear kilts. Also, our tickets were $50/pair.

Yeah, but the dealership can’t do anything about it. We don’t engineer the vehicles, so we can’t fix a body issue.

We had a customer drop off a Sienna Van that was handicap equipped. The person that normally drove the vehicle had some leg issue and the van was equipped with the accelerator and brake pedals reversed (I still don’t fully understand how that helped anything but that’s what it was) the person who brought the vehicle…

We tried to explain to her over and over that the roof line is narrower on the Focus and not as flat as the Escort. She was sure her car was defective and thought we could re-engineer it.

Not a mechanic, but a service advisor at a Ford dealer. I had a woman come in a few months ago complaining that when she opens her door when it’s raining or snowing, rain and snow get in her car. She argued with me and the service manager for 40 minutes insisting that her 1999 Escort did not do that. Finally my…

Is this a movie about Demi Lovato minus the vag tat? I don’t see how this is Jem and the Holograms at all.

OMG I work for a Ford dealer who can’t facebook for beans. They try to do the relevance polls but the only followers are frikkin employees. I wish I could get this through to them that we would benefit from this. We are in an old shopping mall for crying out loud! We are the largest dealer in our region and even have…

I took my sister there last week and I felt like it was a Delia*s.

I think most brands are switching to keyless ignitions. I think the only brand I drove back in November when I was car shopping that had keyed ignitions was Honda, and Ford still offers it as a base option.

I work for Ford and you wouldn’t believe the amount of crap people put on their keys and come in with ignition switch issues or broken keys. That doesn’t prove that GM wasn’t at fault, but some people don’t understand what all their Panama City tchotchkes are doing to their car.

Eh go fuck yourself. I have arthritis, but not legally disabled and cannot contort myself to do my own toes. I can do my own manicure, but I like having someone else do them. It’s relaxing and I love to gossip with the nail tech I always see. Nail salons aren’t the only businesses open on Mothers Day.

About the picture, for the love of god, using your phone while trying to get your nails done is so irritatingly rude. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been in a salon and the person next to me is texting constantly and telling the nail technician to wait while they check their phone.

On the designer bag point, the lower end mall brand houses will do this such as Michael Kors, Coach and Dooney & Bourke. I worked for Coach when in college. I remember them breaking down the cost on the bags. A fabric Signature Carly bag cost $8 to make, but they sold for $398.

My ex husband and I tossed around Scandinavian names since our last name was Scandinavian. We never could decide on a name we liked paired with the last name, so we decided on the biblical name Mark.

My son is 10 and there are four Mason’s on his baseball team.

My name was the 59th most popular name in 1983. I never once went to school with another Allison. I’m not even friends on facebook with another Allison. I used to hate my name as a kid because I wanted to be a Jessica/Lauren/Jennifer/Amanda. I love it as an adult. Paired with my extremely rare married name, I am the…