10/10, would read comment again.

Orphan is the New Black, starring Uzo Aduba playing every character in a show about a prison full of clones.

For the ones that aren't usually federal offenses, I generally just mumble something to myself about how it must have happened in a national park. Problem solved!

Addendum: a photo of me and my bun at White Castle

Doesn't make up for that terrible wig!

no kidding RE: dna testing. i was thinking that during EVERY scene about daya-bennett-pornstache

The thing about Daiya's baby bugs me, too. They keep acting like it's possible to keep paternity a secret and it really isn't anymore in this context.

I couldn't believe that Christopher would have been able to visit her in prison, either. At the very least he would be forcing her to violate her restraining order.

Watch season two of the Wire. He is more endearing in that and no stache.

Perfect! I always feel awkward when it comes time to buy a new dildo, because I have to ask where to find the 9 inch+ models. "I swear I am not a weirdo, I am just abnormally sized, thanks." Now I can print my own to accomodate my unique size and shape. And I can have it custom printed with My Little Ponies! :-D

— and screw them anyway, since almost every terrible tipper is going to tip horribly no matter how good or bad the service was.

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL. I HATE THIS.

That feeling you get when Mom and Dad fight. BUT I LOVE YOU BOTH.

OHHHH TLC the musical group, not TLC the channel. Makes much more sense.

The Sign of Three, the wedding episode.

My guy turned to me in the middle of watching Sherlock and said "We should get married." Now that's romance, people.

ALWAYS GO WITH VODKA, MARK. It will never break your heart.