AHHH I thought it was just me that couldn't stop scream-singing "EVERYTHING IS AWESOME" randomly at the top of my lungs for days after I saw the film.

I'm aware of this, yes. I've had the same conversations as you have had, and I took law courses on Title IX and Title VII.

The amount of pearl-clutching and slut-shaming and racist, classist shit that has been spewed over this cover is mind-numbing.

Who's surprised, though? I'm not. Not at all.

Ambulances are not federally funded, usually. The Coast Guard is. I think that's the point that the guy was trying to make - we don't insist people pay fees when the police save them from a whatever, or a firefighter saves them from a fire, what makes this any different?

So, if I need the call the cops I should have to pay every time?

I used to make waffle sandwiches when I was in college. I think that waffle taco looks great and I can't wait to put it in my mouth.

You and dude from Kotaku that reviews food should do a Foods That Should Not Exist collaboration

I love this gif. It's so appropriate and cracks me up every time.

I don't have a burn book. I do it like the guy in Memento and just tattoo myself all over. There's a special place on my ass that reads "FLUTERDALE: REMEMBER HOW SHE'S WRONGED YOU."

He's mine, too. Don't tell me though, because when I find out I'm going to be extremely bitchy and needlessly petty about the whole thing.

I have narrowed it down to five possibilities:

Thanks, Obama!

They gave themselves a PG-13 rating.

Or no one ever admitted they found it...

I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the LGBTQ community. It was actually a huge disappointment for me, when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men. So when my sister came out, Ithought, Thank God, someone in this family can truly represent my passions and…

Don't get me wrong, I still disapprove, but there's a big difference between being on the wrong side of an issue that's still very much a subject of public debate and thinking that the sun revolves around the earth.

I've found a bottle cap and half of a spoon in my food at The Cheesecake Factory. Two separate occasions at two different locations in two different states so haven't been there in almost ten years.