I was never on Nuvaring, but my sex drive wasn't affected my Mirena. At least not that I noticed.

I got my Mirena at 21. I love it. Everyone made it seem like the insertion was going to be The Worst Pain Ever, but if anything it was more uncomfortable than painful. I have had zero problems and I don't have to worry about it again until I am 26. I also no longer get my period.

I think it is awesome she was able to do that, but this literally sounds like hell on earth to me.

While it is very interesting to hear her perspective I have spoken to a few women who served time in Danbury (the prison Litchfeild is based on) and they believe the show is much more accurate than Susan lets on. No two prisons are exactly alike.

When I picked back up and explained to her that she had eaten the ice pack but good news, it's non-toxic, she yelled at me for putting her on hold, because she is very busy and doesn't have time to wait on hold. Busy eating ice packs, I guess."

Close. It's Maureen.

Poor Sandra. This must be so terrifying for her. I hope her son wasn't home. He must be 4 or 5 now. I was home during an armed home invasion when I was a little older than that and it was horrible.

Re: Claire, you give vegans a bad name. I became a vegan earlier this year and I discovered that my favorite coffee place didn't carry soy milk. So I went online and wrote a shitty review to get back at them for not anticipating my voluntary food choices - JUST KIDDING - I wrote a polite email to their customer…

This sounds like my dog Kaylee when she was a puppy! She got the hiccups all the time. The best part is when they would scare my other puppy Jinni so bad that she would run away.

Unfortunately spiders find me delicious. I used to let the spiders chill but I was constantly waking up with spider bites. Now they all get deported to the backyard.

I have never had a Churro. What do they taste like?

LIES! I watch a video that promises to have Uzo play every character and I am denied watching her talk about cyborg pussy while wearing a pornstache?! There is no justice.

I assumed Miss Claudette was in jail for human trafficking.

I think they got the message loud and clear.

This is bar far the best solution.

"Felony murder" is a special charge different from Murder 1, Murder 2, and Manslaughter. What it means is that someone died while you were committing a felony. For example, if I rob a bank and the get away driver rubs somebody over, I can be charged with felony murder (as can everyone else who helped me rob the bank)…

I am so damn distracted by that stock image. It is strange...

I guess we can agree to disagree but no one I know doing a PSI or at a prison would add someone to a visitor's list without contacting them to check them out.

It is not procedure to investigate every crime that is reported to the police. That would be super impossible. Also, fingerprinting takes a long ass time. Why invest that much time when [according to the cop] it is extremely unlikely any crime occurred?

That is actually pretty realistic. I expect any cop he called would have thought he was paranoid. She is in prison. There is no evidence she escaped. It takes one phone call to find that out. Why devote time and money investigating a crime that, on paper, seems impossible?