They don't want people coming in and getting into fights. Or smuggling in drugs.

He could theoretically be a character witness at her sentencing.

While it is unclear whether or not the arrest shown/told about is what sent them to prison, Watson and Trisha both committed theft, which is not a federal offense.

Well it is definitely unclear for everyone except Piper and Alex which crime sent them to jail but Watson and Trisha are both shown being pursued by police for theft (which isn't federal unless you robbed a federal building or a bank). Also, Yoga Jones did grow marijuana (technically a federal offense) but it is much…

I thought she was in jail for fraud but that she also had a case against her for criminal stalking at some point in the past. Other people have committed multiple crimes (like how Miss Claudette is likely in prison for human trafficking but also murdered someone). But it was left vague so I may be wrong.

You and I are so on the same page. I really would have preferred it be her sister. I often have to suspend my disbelief for this show but sometimes it goes too far. See also, the stupid conflict about whether or not to fess up about Daiya's baby. The second that baby is born any public defender worth their salt is…

Pretty much. And it didn't seem like he was going to let that thing expire.

Looking back I assumed the hearing we saw was not for the mail fraud case, as the line of questioning was very specific, but that was left vague. It is true that a victim of domestic violence could later get visitation with their abuser, even if they have a formal restraining order. Normally people don't renew ROs…

The PSI would show any restraining orders she has ever had out against her (either civil or a "stay away" as part of a criminal case). They also ask you "Hey are you in a relationship in this person, so you have a reason to come visit them?" Are we expected to believe he lied to Probation for the PSI so that he could…

I loved Morello's back story. It was so heartbreaking. I was a little surprised that she did actually go on a date with him though. To be honest, last season I was thinking they were going to have him be someone she saw in a magazine (or on TV or something) but never met. And then have her be a crazy stalker.

Is tipping allowed if the customer wants? I've always been a good tipper, but since I have become a vegan I have become a even better tipper - out of sheer guilt. I hate having to ask for substitutions, especially since being a vegan is a preference and not an allergy. I feel like if I went there I would still want to…

Excellent Choice. Congrats!

Which episode?

People with disabilities can be assholes, because people can be assholes. Since we're also people we come in all personality types. Generalizing negative traits to all people with disabilities based on your negative experience with a few of them is not ok.

Back when I was working at the movie theater I had something like this happen. A man came up to buy a ticket to some new indie documentary and asked me if I knew what it was about. I hadn't had a chance to look at the description and when I told him he replied it was about evolution. I said that sounded cool, and that…

Buncha Crunch are amazing. Have you ever put them on warm popcorn? It is seriously the best.

The imagery in the second one is absolutely wonderful. I can just imagine her transforming into Bill Pullman before her coworkers' very eyes.

All due respect to Mark, who is wonderful, but I am now convinced that you would write the best Cosmo articles of all time.

Ouch. I get "Isn't that a little small on you?" with everything. It is her "nice" way of saying "You look fat".

Congratulations and good luck. Do you have any siblings? I find the best way to avoid a huge argument is to have my sister as a buffer. Instead of freaking out at me she just gets mildly annoyed at the both of us.