Contrary to earlier reports, it is easy being Green.

In case you’re wondering - yep, on my fantasy team.

The good people of western Pennsylvania are just excited to kiss their sisters.

Zing!

“Ties were not uncommon occurances back in the old days.”

Still waiting on second overtime.

Do the Cubs have a “T” flag?

Wait, you can tie in baseball?

It’s not physically addicting. It’s psychologically addicting for sure. I think that’s where the confusion comes from.

we have no idea if the rehab is for weed. Or alcohol, either. Could be all kinds of things, or just an easy way to get the NFL goon squad off his back for a while.

I think you should check the lost and found for your pearls.

Obviously people can become dependent on weed in the same way they can become dependent on porn and what not. I don’t think too many people would argue that. But when the fuck has it ever been “tragic?” Do you have a friend or relative who died from injecting marijuanas?

If it’s real, then why are we criticizing the NFL for being tough on it?

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

Ok ok ok ok...you know...ok...they fuck you at the drive thru. They fuck you at the drive thru.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

Yeah, and after she refused to go to the back of the bus, then what did she to do solve the problem?

Y’know, I’ve been saying it for years: I agree that Rosa Parks had a valid point to make, but making white people uncomfortable wasn’t the right way to do it.

John McCain?! Do you not know who he is? Did you forget this coming up in 2008?