I went to Dunkin’ Donuts this weekend and ordered 5 donuts and 10 Munchkins. (They weren’t all for me, shut it.) I received 4 donuts and no Munchkins and had to go back to get the rest.

His whole over-publicized redemption tour screamed of emotional abuse and gaslighting to me. The pic of him grabbing a woman’s ass sealed the deal for me.

However you didn’t mind getting a 4 year free ride at UVA, founded by a slave owner.

“And also, my wife is no saint.”

No shit he’s not a saint.

‘He helped vacate some meaningless wins, so I’m buying us all tickets to fly to Brazil so we can all shit on his fucking corpse! I’m only sorry I don’t have a dick that I can nut all over his dead face with!’

How did they get Chris Carter on the cheap? The truth is out there...

Let’s go with “hypothetically consensual under ideal circumstances”?

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

Oh my god, the Pismo Dunes. I took my boyfriend ATV-ing there for his birthday this last year and almost did that EXACT thing. I was stuck trying to get up a particularly steep slope, and then I felt myself being pulled backward. Luckily, I put the thing in neutral, got off of it, and made my boyfriend (who has much…

Every ATV owner I’ve ever met says how terribly safe they are yet also has a ‘totally fluke not normal CRAZY freak accident’ story about someone they know (or themselves) being horribly and permanently injured while riding an ATV. They are barely safe for adults yet people pop kids on them as young as 5 years old.…

she flubbed some lines but it didnt matter

I understand that “fucker” is not OK. But I always thought that adding the homey, comforting word “mother” humanized it to the point that it was acceptable for young ears. Am I running my day care wrong? “Snack time, mother fuckers.”

Can’t possibly be as bad as the letters they send to Cam Newton every time he celebrates.

That was excellent. I want to see the FCC letters after that.

So, anyone who left the TV on and forgot about it this morning

Congratulations. You’re good people. Certainly better people than the majority of Penn State alumni.

*re-reads article*

The implication of the suit and of John Olerud’s Helmet’s comment is that the tolerance for rape - by the department and by the players - is in part an outgrowth of a broader tolerance for using Baylor’s female students as a literal commodity. Instead of a signing bonus, we’ll throw you a recruiting party where drinks…

The Baylor football program, police department, and any boosters aware of this need to be drowned in a deep lake.