I sincerely hope they choose a different interior designer than the person responsible for that godawful rug. Holy shit. Really stretching it going for the Imperial Roman Senator look in 2016.

I honestly thought you were being ironic and clever when you wrote a statement that completely contradicted itself, but I guess you’re just being stupid. It’ll probably take years for you to comprehend that.

Gotta cut the priest’s wine budget for a month or two. Or maybe they could have a special collection plate at Sunday mass.

So your response to people saying one thing is that you’d like people to say another thing. Why can’t you simply listen to these people and their well thought out perspectives without trying to discredit or tear down what they’re saying? Are you incapable of even acknowledging that these are real people with real…

“People are woefully unreliable observers”— including people who think anecdotes are entirely meaningless. Yes.

You could. But you probably wouldn’t listen. As you seemingly haven’t done here. Whatever happened to just listening and hearing what people have to say?

We ARE Pedo State!

They don’t practice the day after a game anyway, silly.

What don’t I understand? I’m sorry, but “scoring touchdowns” isn’t that big of a deal to any school but Pedo State fans. And Pedo State fans think that their touchdowns are better than other schools touchdowns. Idiots.

I’m only gonna reply to one of the trolls who replied to me, instead of all their dumb asses.

Wisconsin has been to three times as many Rose Bowl’s as Pedo State. Need plenty of touchdowns to do that.

Sounds like Brian Baldinger asked Zeke to the prom and Zeke told him he was already going with someone else.

If the Cubs are gonna hit Kluber, it may just be because the young guys adjust and don’t allow themselves to look like fools 3 out of 7 games against the man.

You’re not much of a sports fan if you don’t understand the psychological difference between losing as an underdog and losing as a favorite - money metaphors aside. Are you Mormon or something? 

“That’s Gay,” said Koufos after the game when asked about the play, in what is surely the only time in history post-twitter where it was acceptable to say that.

Yeah I was. And I knew some jerk-off would mention this. The difference here is that the Cubs were up 2-0 against the Pads in a Best of 5. They were the overwhelming favorites and they lost.

I figured when writing my reply to you that you wouldn’t bother to reply back because you’re an intellectual coward. I wish I wasn’t right. I thought we’d have a real discussion instead of low attacks. As if me starring my own posts makes your flimsy argument any better.

His depth perception and spatial awareness may be affected by the wireless Beats headphones he’s inexplicably wearing on the court during live play.