I’m slow (if that was the joke).

See that 4 strike at-bat against Napoli? Exactly what I’m talking about.

Like there against Napoli in the bottom of the 6th. And now Smoltz is talking about it. And that 1-2 pitch was right down the fucking center and Mighty Joe West couldn’t bother to call it a strike. Fucking ridiculous.

True. He can sometimes have trouble hitting the strike zone - especially this year. You’re totally correct he can be wild. Are you a Cubs fan? This is exactly the way he’s pitched all year. It’s a rollercoaster but somehow he gets out of a lot of the jams he creates.

Actually, no. Paul Konerko hit one in 2005 for the Sox.

Hard to look good when you’re getting squeezed on calls in each corner. Joe West thinks you have to throw four strikes to get an out. The Indians have been doing damage on extra pitches Jake has been forced to throw.

You’re so wrong. Losing in 4 would be more Cubs-like. Losing in 7 means they fought back and had a chance. Especially after being down 3-1. This is the least Cubs team ever. They’re like the mid-90s Yankees. Losing in 7 would only embolden this team stacked with 20 year old all stars even more.

Jerome Bettis is from Detroit, if you also haven’t heard.

The run isn’t a given even if a PH comes to bat. And you have to expect your closer who throws 102 to be locked down in this situation and give up nothing. So with those things in mind, it makes zero sense to take him out. Zero. He’s the closer. This is his game to pitch. And he’s built like a tank. Fatigue wasn’t a…

This is exactly why I’m afraid of a President Trump. He made grabbing women by their pussies acceptable to many young men and now they’re also out there swiping the snap. This is disgusting behavior.

Funny enough, I star some - not all - of my posts as a reminder to check back on them in the near future. It’s like a bookmark, Nancy Drew.

What if she was invited to an Indian wedding? What if her black friend suggested that she would look great with braids and even offered to do her hair for her?

It’s definitely an attempt to sway the election. Republicans, at this point, would rather fight for a close loss than a full on win because they know that winning is impossible.

Now you’re justifying gaslighting because you think you know me after a singular internet post. You *know* I’m not capable of self-inquiry, yet you’re the one who can’t even simply have a normal discussion about policing women’s hair without immediately armchair psychoanalyzing me to prove how awful I am. Maybe you’re…

In the year of our lord 2016, with an actual racist running for President with the backing of the KKK, if you think Vanessa Hudgens braiding her hair is racist or equivalent to racism, then you really can’t see the forest through the trees.

Actually, they are, in her case. Vanessa is an actress. She’s actually paid to do it. Like I said before...shocking.

No matter how awful you think I am for writing a post on the internet saying that it’s not racist for a girl to braid her hair, I’d just like you to know you’re equally a shitty person, if not more, for spewing psychobabble and telling me, very confidently, that I’m insecure and self hate and just an awful person.…

In film terminology, the sphere in which Vanessa lives, most characters have a race, a style of dress, a unique personality. My main point however is that it’s really a stretch to say that braiding your hair is now inherently racist.

An actress likes to dress up. In different characters. Shocking.

Thank you.