The average daily high temperature in San Diego from September to December is about 70 degrees. No one in San Diego needs the warmth of a dumpster fire that desperately. Quit your team, Chargers fans.

The point is that if what he did was so bad originally, there would be no reason to embellish it. If the original sin stands on its own, what need is there to make it seem worse by using language that isn’t truthful and 100% accurate? It undercuts the actual point you’re trying to make. And this is my main problem…

I have a rule - picking your nose in the shower is OK. All other instances are sketchy.

Says the douche with multiple spelling and grammatical errors in his/her post.

So shifty might as well call it a jewke.

So is Church of Fudge. Honestly those texts could have been sent from any frat bro from the years 2006-present. Thank god I'm not famous enough to be a target in a lawsuit.

Talking like what? Logically? Reasonably? You’re the guy telling the world that he enjoys making his wife upset by withholding the smallest and easiest token of support and validation to give.

Like I wrote above to Vin, in the time it takes to complain about it, your ex could have liked all your posts and possibly kept a cool jezzie as his girlfriend. Some choices seem so obvious to me.

And now you have more material to complain about to Internet strangers, which is a huge plus.

Why are you asking me that? Ask his wife.

Why do you find it so hard to press another button on your screen when you know it would make her feel good? Seems like an easy decision to me.

That's three questions, dumbass.

“She knows damn well that the only difference between her & her teammates versus the “cheaters,” is the sophistication and resources her coaches and trainers have, that others don’t.”

Didier Ndong was wearing Tyson cleats and not his usual Umbros.

Cubs fan here. How about they do a Soler for Puig deal? Trade one underperforming Cuban for another underperforming Cuban. Or better yet trade both to the Mets to hook up with Yoenis.

Not surprising Larry would say this since fedoras are a classic calling card of the men’s rights activist mansplaining type.

More like an Emery student. Sheesh.

Fuck Steven A. Dude has to go to ESPN to even be relevant because if he was on Fox or any other network he’d be a no name offering the same shit takes with zero audience. What a fucking loser. Steven A, you’re weak as fuck. Gotta be buddy buddy with the worldwide leader to even be worth anything. I have never seen a…

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