I appreciate the comment - I will admit I reached for the low hanging fruit. But if you’re going to make pointed criticisms like “I ain’t here to play school” then it’s probably best that you at least appear to be smarter than a 5th grader. The messenger matters as much as the message. That’s my criticism of his…

Theirs a differance bitween shortaning ur sentences with net abbrevs and strait up bucharing the Englis langwage.

It’s clear from his grammar that Cardale was denied access to a proper English class at tOSU.

Just want to shout out Norm’s in the background. Open 24/7, best place in LA to get a steak and eggs special any time of day for $6.99. Mr Manziel should definitely take note. They have great employee discounts too.

First off, you’re the asshole. I know this because it took me a good minute to figure out the “we” in your post meant The Mets. Of which you aren’t a member. They’re a professional sports team you root for. You’ll never be a Met. Which is honest to god the best thing anyone will tell you today.

Considering Nick Young only plays O and not D, I’m surprised he didn’t spell “dnt” as “ont”

As if Shaughnessy was going to watch women’s hoops in the first place. You aren't the target audience old white man. That’s what pisses me off about his freezing cold shit take. Should UConn pledge to shoot off-handed every game? Would that be better? Or commit turnovers purposely to keep it close?

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

Or on the other hand, you can look at the 3 pointer as the equalizer. It really is no less exciting than a dunk. No less skillful either. How can that be presented as a fact by this hack writer?

Not having seen any of the video on this - but would it surprise anyone that off-duty Philly cops would incite and goad McCoy and friends into doing something stupid only then to flash their badges and say “gotcha!!,” because when I first read the reports, it seemed like that was a really likely scenario.

RUSADA, WADA, IAAF, IOC - whatever acronym or initialism you want to use, it’s all just a group of corrupt motherfuckers hiding behind really big letters. I’m going to start calling these groups RBL Organizations or RBLOs. Because all the big letters are for is to mislead the public and put a nice official stamp on…

No, good passes aren’t extraordinary or special at the higher levels of the game. And semantics isn’t pointless, it’s the backbone of proper communication. The meanings of words are only pointless when your entire point rests on obscuring their very definitions.

The post is intended to be humorous but that doesn’t make it funny or even insightful. You’d only call it “psychic ability” if you thought the play was remarkable. The play wasn’t remarkable at all. It was routine. Everything about it, including the passer’s reaction, was routine.

In all fairness to Thompson, he thought the depth at running back was going to be the best in the league given Eddie Lacy came to camp twice the man he used to be.

No, it’s not easy for you or me or anyone else writing comments on Deadspin, however there is no psychic ability here. The pass was great but nothing extraordinary in the course of a regular basketball game.

Like most other celebs, Magic doesn't actually tweet himself, he gets one of his aids to do it for him.

Most non pussy grown men that I know push back when shoved. This guy showed all the bravado of a small poodle when confronted with defending his own foolish barks.

No you fucking retard, I’m anti hillbilly cop. They’re the lowest of the low. And my first sentence in the original post says “Honestly, Tony Stewart is a blowhard...”

And he stayed seated cuz he was told to do so. Like a dog. It’s right there in the video.

Honestly Tony Stewart is a blowhard, but for anyone who does a job in public with an audience, he’s living the ultimate fantasy by calmly walking up to the heckler and saying “you’re a pussy for talking shit to me.” And I love his response when the heckler is like “no I’m not.”