Philadelphia teams are known for low ceilings.

This is like graduating grade school and then finding out they built a new playground the year after you left

“Timing is everything.” —Rex Ryan

I don’t care how many shots he hits or total points he scores- watching James Harden play basketball just sucks.

I’m a lifelong Knicks fan so take my basketball knowledge and taste with whatever grain you choose but I personally feel that Steph Curry is the most entertaining player in the league to watch while James Harden is without a doubt the least. The Warriors will be better then people think this season for the very…

“Our officers are dispatched 1,800 times each day when our community needs us and 99% of the time we get it right,” 

You should learn to read.

Hot take:

Hot Polygamists Who Love Road-Tripping Want to Meet Up In Your Area!

Must be visiting BYU

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

American fool, Russian Olympic Committee already is crossbreed spider and human man. We call him человек и паук and all nations will tremble before him!

Yeah, but can they get past the moat gators?

I would gladly pay a The Athletic-type subscription fee to Deadspin if it guaranteed me a weekly segment of this stupidly perfect show.

I’ll give you an Incheon this, because I think you’re just Busan our balls.

So what you’re saying is that there were no Seouls in attendance?

I guess we’ll have to take their word for it that Kim Jong Un scored 10 goals, 5 touchdowns, 8 homeruns and 15 wickets.

Hey Luis, I’ve got a great money-saving idea! You can re-use this article next year when the Chargers open their new stadium.

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.