I can’t stop hearing “I’m about to lose my JOB” to the tune of the original

Rimando will have to settle for being beloved by MLS fans in DC and Utah

“...sending Toronto to either Atlanta or Philadelphia for the franchise’s second conference final ever.”

The country music is really the most damning allegation here...

Same. Throw in Splinter and it’s a no brainer.

Disappointed that the podcast didn’t feature Drew’s rockstar voice singing “AWWWWWW Yeah! Team of Destiny!”

Must have been the wind turbines they set up...

Did you guys not yet have enough maniacal emails to fill a Dead Letters post yet? You’re just fishing with dynamite now. 

I don’t agree with Alito’s premise in the first place; I’m pointing out the hypocrisy that I believe those on that side of the argument generally show with. In my opinion, I would think that the general purpose of Civil Rights are not to be shitty to people because of their differences to the majority, which would…

Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. ... suggested that it would be absurd to conclude that when Congress passed the Civil Rights Act of 1964, it intended to protect gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.

Guys, on the “how many people pooping at any given time” question, I was shocked to hear no mention of time zones. You got take into account that a huge portion of the world population is asleep at any given time, and HOPEFULLY not pooping.

I picture the reaction as was similar to the one given to Ivanka when she tried to include herself in a conversation with Macron, May, Trudeau, and Lagarde 

The bravery of that Aunt (mother/family instinct takes over, I know) in diving over and covering up her nephew after the initial assault, when a cop is coming after him, is astounding, and one of the purest forms of love I think I’ve ever seen.

But mostly the first

Important to note; the guy who stayed and waived the anti-fascist flag was screamed at by outgoing ECS guys for staying in the section.

Party on

Las Vegas. Haven’t you been paying attention?

What did you do with the other 3 minutes?

Copied over from the A’s article:

Serious question: What would it take for all of the talented people that end up leaving this site to just... form their own new site? I’m sure the quick and easy answer is money, but I can’t imagine that the union contract would allow the company to implement hardcore non-competes or required garden leave.