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Orange Skull?

Well, did he mash any taters? 

Former ECS member here. FWIW, that Wheeler guy is a prick.

“...it’s not a gun issue. Yes, guns are problems...

So THAT was his excuse with the national team

But can he deadlift it?

Exactly, this movie has been remade, like, 12 times in the last 20 years already.

Nathan PN?

That net doesn’t look like it’s going to stop a baseball from hitting anybody that low in the seats

I originally read the headline as:

Is this Nate Peterman on me growing?

Special props to the FC Dallas player flopping and rolling around on the ground in the rush after the penalty save in an attempt to get another PK. Desperation is a stinky cologne, amigo.

But enough with the good feelings, let’s get to the boner.

Not relevant to the story:

Also, if they’re getting this anal on keeper encroachment, shouldn’t they also be verifying that no players whole foot has passed the touch line and into the pitch on all throw ins?

“Because the question really is not whether we will be tied to the somethings of our past, but whether we are courageous enough to be tied to the whole of them.”

I feel absolutely terrible for her children, who she just said she plans on spending more time with.

As a Husky, I say fine, you can have this one.

well THAT was brutal... the cut to the little Thai girl bawling her eyes out in the stands was savage. 

the fact that foreign entities are able to essentially pour money into Jared’s company—and by extension, his personal bank account