“Consider how stupid the average one is.”

You read the “Mississippi” part, right?

Greta being Greta, she responded appropriately in her Twitter Profile.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Lettuce is gross and pointless anyway. I will not be taking further questions.

Agree. Burgandy or GTFO.

“I don’t wanna hear that white people are the fucking plague all the time!”

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

INTERIOR: PRISON SHOWER

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

He’s just going to a farm upstate!

Feel kinda bad that they’re going to have to put you down when everyone leaves here. :/

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

feels bad, is that bad?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.