Flutie seems like the best choice when your only option is a Hail Mary.

“When I break you, we’ll see,” is a strange retort, but okay.

“Ohhh, ohhhhhh, Mr Bear, you’re so naughty, so right for me, so haunting. I’ll see your big buns after the game, grrrrrrr.”

Wow, that’s horrible.

Initially after reading this I was going to unplug my keyboard and never comment again. But its a wireless keyboard so here we are.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Knowing Harbaugh, Perry probably copped a pleat deal.

Hooverballs come in two styles, “His” and “Hernias”.

On 2. he’s a Portland fan and he’s bitching because he thinks they should have gotten another penalty kick; the ref stopped the match at the point he’s describing because of a potential head injury (as he’s supposed to).

Dempsey came back to MLS when he was 30. At most, you missed out on two seasons of him coming off the bench for Tottenham. Get over yourself.

1. Don’t you ever say foul things about Clint Dempsey, who spent his age 24-31 seasons in the EPL (meaning you are also just wrong)

For Bison, that was the most painful day of his life. For Chun-Li, it was Tuesday

“The prospect needs to show he wants a job by giving Phil a reason to stay awake.” - Albert Breer, MMQB

Particularly if that rug pulled the whole room together.

Back and forth... forever.

This comment will never get the love it deserves. Strong work.

Mike, buddy, a person cannot engage in self-deprecation unintentionally. A person can embarrass themselves unintentionally, and a person can humiliate or degrade themselves unintentionally, but self-deprecation is a stance, a device. It’s not a result.