Great story.

Now they have to pay for the wall. That’s how this works, right?

Not really fair. Pooping out some football is the Arena League’s entire business model.

I did some math. I took a map of Turner Field with the distances from home plate to the wall measured and figured out that on my map 1 pixel was 1.6 feet.

After clearing Dier’s free kick, a simple pass from the Scottish player to the teammate on his left (instead of the right), and that match is effective over. Shame.

>The story mode will be broken up into six chapters, each with their own objectives, and will follow Hunter on a global scale, from Brazil to the States.

Assault charges for that?! Suck it the fuck up, man. You don’t walk into the bear den and then act surprised when you get clawed.

BUT WAS THERE A SECOND JELL-O SHOOTER

Gosh, they beat Trinidad AND Tobago?

Petchesky: Can you dunk?

Maybe.

The Kevin Everett news blooper...was right here (taps your chest)... the entire time

I think he’s saying “Get in the fucking box, you mother fucking bitch mother fucker” because the batter had stepped out. Also because he’s insane.

According to Berhe, Wright paid the $632.08 fare and a $300 tip. Maybe just rent a car next time?

This reminds me of the time I was starting a Zoology test I was in NO FUCKING WAY prepared for back in college. It was a make or break-type of class, where students with dreams of working in science or medicine were run through the gauntlet to separate the contenders from the confused, and this was my time! The first…

“You know what I like.”

I hear tell that Kim Jong Un hit 2.000 for the Pyongyang Chubby Lil Bastards while playing 1-on-9 baseball when he was a youth.

It will go down as a foul ball, but that was almost a sack fly.

“Here, take your precious boobs back!”

So, upgrade?