+1 manifest destiny

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Why do the Cardinals need more charity than playing the Cubs 19 goddamn times a year?

Doing it the Write-off Way.

Indirect free-kick, rather than a penalty, I believe.

Wait just a minute. The envelope said “Beijing” on the inside but “No Peking!” on the outside. I demand a recount.

Ciara wishes this headline was one letter different.

I’m sorry, how can we know for sure that Beijing has already “won” the 2022 Games? Their aerial skiers haven’t even been born yet!

I still give the Chinese ability to make snow a greater chance of success than I give Qatar’s open-air air-conditioning technology.

Not to mention that there is still all of Thursday and until the last minute of the deadline Friday to go, the Mets are still looking for a bat, and have already demonstrated that they’re willing to part with Flores. So he’s probably going to be stressed the whole time wondering if he actually will be dealt. Hard not…

I hate myself.

It’s about time they got rid of this pain in the neck!

I’m no great basketball mind, but to me, he looks like the most pivotal player on that team.

#OllieLivesMatter

Lucy in the Sky near Diamond.

In what will probably go down as the most effective marketing ploy directed solely at white people since the invention of gourmet mayonnaise...

There was no anticipated bid for a second Toronto-area team, and even more surprisingly, nothing from Seattle.

This reminds me of the time Hope Solo found my phone and then beat the shit out of me when I wouldn’t give her a reward.

Big deal. Most of the Indians have been imitating batters all season.