Those defenders are probably thinking that this is Unfairaguay.

Is Vivek Ranadive Hindi for James Dolan?

Suddenly, there was a loud bang by the conference room door. The increasingly loud discussions stopped immediately, as all heads turned to see a lone, dusty man, dressed in a worn and tattered Kings warmup outfit.

“I heard tell y’all are having problems here,” the man said, after slowly looking each of the warring…

It wouldn’t be the first time a guy from Kentucky is lured by Cousins.

Now we all know what happened to the guys who didn’t make the cut as “Astonished Defensive Player #1” in the Bieber basketball videos.

The most shocking part of this story is that Matt Leinart still had an extra $25k around in 2013.

Matt: “I learned it by watching you!”

He traveled.

Still not as offensive as Germany’s ‘Shit On The Chests Of Our Girls!’

I just feel bad for his wife, who was forced to listen to 17 terrible jokes the next day.

Probably not. Does your boyfriend think she's cute?

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

A spokesperson for the team said Lealaimatafao had been suspended indefinitely followed today’s arrest

I wasn’t ready for this at all. This rant really came out of left field.

Dad?

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

I got moved to catcher. I assume this slight is so grave that the only reasonable response would be to take a dump in their mailbox.

That’s not a bunt home run. This is a bunt home run.

Score another one for MLS, whose teams make sure their players can’t afford to travel to Tenerife in the first place.