Thanks, John Kerry.

Sure was lucky that someone had crashed their car into the rink so we could get this on video.

Messi's passes could penetrate the Virgin Mary.

Favre: Where'd you shave?

I respect what you did with that low-hanging fruit.

But what I respect even more is what you did with the branch it was hanging from.

I agree. It's time for him to make a switch

Johnson: Would you like to see Sunderland?

In his socks?

Auto Painter: Whadja have in mind?

Rex Ryan is going to be a Buffalo legend by Week 6.

Gob was just trying to drum up a little business.

He's really having a Banner year.

This is just part of Jeff Luhnow's latest scheme to acquire credible defensive SSs.

The Lakers are 15-41.

It's a video of Dez destroying the Ray Rice tape that was sent to Roger Goodell.

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

All that time Jordan owned the Bobcats it turned out he really just wanted the links.

Griffin hopes this will silence the doubters who said he would never have more than one goodyear.

Not Pictured: Dan Snyder, who still can't figure out how his chariot works.

Yeah, but can we really think his opinion isn't biased? After all, he was a good friend and teammate of Jackie Robinson's.