Yeah well I doubt God created you to jump over fences for a living, but here you are.

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

To be fair, that surfer will try and ride anything that waves at him.

Walker, Ex's Anger.

Ha! That idiot tried his best to block the shot, but the other team scored 2 points instead!

Reporter: Any comment on Woodbury's repeated eye poking?

You know what they say: You can't spell Iowa, without "Ow my fucking I."

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

but he had a particular genius for aligning the prerogatives of quirky chuckers and hare-brained young cocks

The pizza guy tried to calm him down but Jackson apparently couldn't be Qwell'D.

2014: NFL suspends Gordon 10 games

I would like to BEINside that goal.

45. [Privately, to Peter King] "I won't come in your mouth."

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

Good. I'm glad you liked it. Glad. You. Liked. It.

I like how you repeated "exactly why" for emphasis. It really made your point.

It was Brett Favre. Brett Favre fucked the footballs, and they lost air. With his tiny penis.

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Also, he traveled.