oh man I loved this guy in uncle buck. did you ever see that? it's great

Stevens: Whoa, that thing looks really beat up. You sure about this?

HEY THEY ARE KICKING FROM THE 35 YARD LINE INSTEAD OF THE 30! THAT'S 5 LESS YARDS THE BALL HAS TO TRAVEL BEFORE IT CAN BE RECO-What? That rule was changed? Wouldn't that mean kickoffs will mostly sail out of the endzone and transition right back into a 2 minute commercial break? It does but no one cares?

Come on. The kid's lucky to live in a household where both parents speak French.

Bad Seahawks Dad does have some issues, but at least he's there. Bad Sonics Dad is never around, but Shawn Kemp's kids have just gotten used to it.

Brandon Bostick Wasn't Supposed to...Catch That Onside Kick

Silver may be an innovator, but the NFL already has this. And I have to admit, I do get some pleasure out of seeing the Jaguars compete against pro teams.

I feel really positive for all the Penn State alumni who will interpret this move as a validation of what they've claimed all along: That their hero was not the driver of a nefarious coverup, but was simply too much of a stupid pants-shitting old dullard to put the pieces together, realize what was going on, and take…

Sounds fishy. I think he might have been out there with another porpoise.

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

Yes, he's a Scrappy Dood.

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

If I know Chris Johnson, he wasn't carrying them very far.

Woman: [hears an argument about the amount of money professional athletes are paid for signing with a professional team]
Woman: [hears a struggle between two idiots]
Woman: [yells at husband to turn off that damn sports radio show]

There was never a flag, just a plastic bag with some beans in it that looks just like a flag but clearly is not.

So the NFL is picking up the flag on itself?

Q - How do you avoid a Turkish clothesline?

2nd for now, but Winston's crab walk time at the combine should pull him level with Mariota heading into the draft.

"...piggy poop balls."