But enough with the fun and the winning. Time to bring Kobe back.

How about they actually ask him real questions that he might want to answer? Who cares if they're about football or not? If a reporter was able to write a column that is "all about Marshawn Lynch" as opposed to the standard "Can you tell us about how you played tonight" bullshit, I would actually read it. Some…

Also not fucking: People who play laser tag.

Howard's face isn't bald.

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

Pursey Harvin

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

I bet the Cosmos would get a whole lot better if they were playing for something other than the prestigious NASL Soccer Bowl.

His specialty is the Statue of Liberty play, where he has sex with the Statue of Liberty.

Geno Smith can only dream of being 6-11.

+1 late Oscar goal

You don't have to tell LeBron twice: he was already down there during the world cup AND his forehead already has a Brazilian.

The NBA could have avoided this issue completely by sending the Celtics and Kings to Brazil.

MORTAL WOMBAT!

ESPN Reporter: Hey, are you sure you're okay? I mean, I'm really sorry...

This led to an embarrassing situation where the local newspaper ran a photo of Subban's game-worn underwear with the caption "dark in the middle".

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

Stikc ot sprots

Usually you find McDonald's in the cop's pocket.