Leave it to Jordan to come back in Game 7

Liu Kang didn't wear cleats, though. He fought fair. With fireballs and bicycle kicks.

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

Gonna be a lot of people in Baltimore with Joe Flacco jerseys tomorrow.

Witnesses told police they were horrified a fellow Tennessean would do that to a third grader

You know what? If they were just honest, and said "What Adrian Peterson did was terrible. We've talked with him, and he understands why what he did was unacceptable, and he agrees that he won't do it again. He understands why we need to suspend him for [x] number of games. However, he's never caused a distraction…

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

I'm beginning to get the sense that every opposing running back on the Falcons schedule this year is trying to get suspended before they get a chance to have a career game.

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?

This is actually the only thing I took away from the video. I mean, hard hit and all, but if that dude did that to a teammate of mine there's no way a fight doesn't break out.

I'm no prude, but how was that guy not called for a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty? He literally teabagged the guy.

In the end, it was the tiny floating marshmallows that alerted the keeper he was sipping Swiss Piss.

You can sue people for tricking you into drinking piss? You're mine, Anheuser-Bush.

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

"Sir, why do you have 4 different licenses?"

Hardwick's story is great. He walked on as a junior at Purdue the year after Brees lead them to the Rose Bowl. He hadn't played football since 9th grade. He told the defensive line coaches he played linebacker and told the linebacker coaches he played defensive line to cover for the fact he knew little about…

I think we are all grateful he doesn't play for the Pooptons.

Prosecutor: Did you kill her on purpose?
Pistorious: I don't know.
Judge: Bailiff?
(Bailiff grabs bucket of green slime)

Wait until the video comes out.