16. How far can anyone acting as an agent of or at the direction of the NFL or the Baltimore Ravens punt a football?

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

I don't know if this really fits in here, but the aspect of law enforcement and its obligations to provide evidence to the parties ends up implicating some interesting constitutional issues. Putting aside the issue of whether any third party has "standing" to receive these materials—and I'm loathe to invite any jokes…

"Yeah, you know what Roger, that excuse fucking stinks."

Can you really blame the guy for telling such whoppers?

There was also a version where a pie chart was used, but it didn't last long.

It was quite the scare for the ball too. It almost got MS.

Baltimore: [cuts Rice]

I hope he at least said something awesome before he started swinging. I'd have gone with: "the rain of pain falls mainly on your face, mother fucker."

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

I guess you could say he was... Cracker Jacked.

"...can you believe this guy? I mean seriously, what a lazy, lethargic asshole..."

If only there was a slight modification to Mr. Blount's name you could make to create a relevant pun to the situation...such as LeGarrette Potsmokingthugnobama

If there are going to be even more pass interference calls please change the rule to the college system- 15 yards no matter where it was on the field. We don't need anymore 55 yard penalties because Victor Cruz was sneezed on.

In Alaska they call this "campaigning".

Perhaps the better tribute would have been to let the Brown guys win.

it was hilarious, and honestly if you are making your kid watch the redskins-browns preseason game, you're a shitty parent and your kid is doomed anyways....