And since Jerry Jones owns the richest team with the largest fanbase—in a wealthy area where brains and good taste aren’t at a premium—he has managed to engineer a new crown jewel of boondoggles, a standard of monstrous waste that all other teams will now aspire to.

“However, this is the right time to make a change as our performance has not lived up to my or our fans’ expectations.

Seems like a place to be wedding your stupid cousin.

Did he say “we got after that ass”?

Aha! Thanks!

How do tournament alternates work? It seems like a guy ranked #11 in the world would be in the tournament already. Is he somebody who was knocked out earlier?

Why don’t you take a seat, just take a seat right over here... In Sodo.

-Chris Hansen

I used to feel a little bad for her clearly being the unwanted kid. Not anymore. I’m convinced that Donald’s apparent disdain for her is the fair result from her making this “song”.

Nice Dre clip... I forgot about that

Why don’t you just calm down and take a seat. Take a seat right over there. Maybe have a glass of lemonade.

His hands and his mouth work as a team

Head coach Rex Ryan seems to sense the gravity of the situation, telling reporters today that Watkins’s foot is a “major concern” going forward. 

Truther alert: This isn’t a goal kick
(sorry for being that guy, I suck, I know)

Ah, I think I found the reason for difference. I myself am 30. My peers and I arrived on campus just in time for the start of the Willingham era, and remember that 0-11 garbage. I don’t think anyone from my class is about to feed any coal into that hype train

Eh, slightly different point of view here. Most Dawg fans I know are more in the camp of “Oh God, I wish we didn’t have this ridiculous ranking, and that people would stop looking at us”. I think most recognized that Rutgers and Idaho don’t mean shit in terms of a measuring stick.

Sometimes a slow, laggy connection shows you the perfect moment captured as a still-frame

Better than Bernard Tomic, who wants to daintily place his balls in your mouth

The best part is the guy giggling loudly in the third video when he hears it

It’s been arguably effective (while Portugal are in the semis, they’ve also not one a single match all tournament in regulation time) and unmistakably dull.

Eh, explosiveness or not, I don’t think anybody is making that save if they’re wrong-footed from the start like Guzan was. But I’m only a 6'1'’ goalie, so what do I know? ;)