He may really like smokes...

Cristiano is just as capable of going out for a pack of smokes as my dad was

Is it only weird to me that players and coaches (on the same team no less) can have the same agent? This seems like it would make for hugely difficult negotiating situations, and large conflicts of interest. Does this happen in other sports?

Fair point, but the blatant double dribble in front of refs, sign of a true legend

Is it just me, or did he clearly double dribble in the first highlight? Pretty clear view if you start at the 0:25 mark

The key to success was definitely a strong arch

That is way more optimistic that the rest of us

I don’t know with Guzan. Unfortunately, since I took up the mantle of Villa supporter a few years back, and it’s looked like a pretty steady decline. Also, you have to worry about his mental state. I think a year like this one could break the guy.

How do you not get excited for $2 Hot Dog Tuesdays?

you mean makes “one” a douche? I do happen to find my way in, with a smile on my face and a polite wave :) Maybe the douche is the guy “teaching lessons” to other drivers because they would rather everyone go through same wait time they did?

Actually, it’s called zipper merging. It’s both more efficient and safer.

“Gutted that my season is over for gutting that guy in the gut”

THIS. What if the waiter looks WAY better than me naked? (They will). Will my date spend the rest of the night thinking about them rather than me? (They will). Will my crippling insecurities prevent me from sexing my date with usual typical performance of below-average to average, but with lots of enthusiasm? (They…

Yeah, but that’s recklessly endangering a child, and you should be ashamed. I always ask one of the girls if she can take my kid home after her shift and I’ll pick him up the next day.#responsibleparenting

Were you listening to the car radio?

WHOOSH

“Self checkout wizard like me”... Saying pretty much guarantees that you’re the asshat with WAY too many groceries and self checkout and takes FOREVER, going way slower than you think you are.

this is correct

All this noise indeed, Kenny

“Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I scored quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your transfer fee.”