She has classic pop a shot form

So he’s schrodinger’s quarterback? Until he plays with a non-shitass team on a non-shitass field, can he be both good and not good?

Your’s was worse until the end, when your mom punched the other coach. Then it just got awesome.

He can also pour you 13 shots...

Does the distance traveled from the vehicle to the hospital count as Yards After Contact?

How in the hell do you have a most dangerous sports projectile list with Jai alai?

Coach is going to ask him to “Take a seat. Just right over there... Take a seat”

They’re fans of Maynard James Keenan

This isn’t going to get nearly as many stars as it warrants

Even worse, my first and only home run was in 6th grade; game winner in the last inning with two outs, and the guy that was on 2nd when I was at bat allegedly didn’t touch home plate, and we both got called out because I “passed” him. Game over, we lose, I cry...

Atta boy, well done

Needs WAY more stars...

+1 Bunga Bunga party

I love the raised arms after the dunk, as if to say “Hope you all enjoyed that! It was probably the last one!”

His unusually long routes require a QB that can make a 12-step drop

Thanks for being the guy that understood. I was waiting for somebody to pipe up with this

or Cage

Back at UW, we were repeatedly encouraged to “Bark for Sark” ...apparently Sark Barks for Maker’s Mark

Did Tucker Max get his JD?