He traveled

I love that his listed occupation in the first link is “relative”

Carried on meaning getting helped off after taking a 60+ mph shot to the head?

License or no, you’re going on a subjective limb here. Arm was a bit away from the body for a guy playing defense on an over-the-top ball in the box.
Source: Also a licensed referee.

Try again

Try again.

I didn’t read this, but based on previous “Ask a Lawyer” articles, I’m going to say the TL;Dr is “depends on where you live and the situation”.

Got in Manuel Neuer’s fucking way

Yeah, KEVIN! What the fuck do you want him to do?!

As a Seattle fan, and knowing that Goal of the Year candidates are drawn from Goal of the Week candidates, I’m pretty sure we can rob Gio of the award with our homer-vote-flooding tactics. MLS was smart last year by pitting Sounder goals against each other in preliminary brackets. They’ll do their best to make a…

Boo this man

Got fined for honoring my Dad who bravely fought cancer on my eye black.

And they gave up dingers the right way.

Yeah, and I don’t particularly come to deadspin for legal advice. So, fair enough.

Beat me to it. I saw the clip and was like, “Holy shit, I forgot about Vin Baker!”

... I live in Seattle

I think that’s been the case with all of the Ask a Lawyer segments so far.

Thanks captain grammar. Had I created the picture myself, rather than* google image searching “you’re simply the best”, I would be thoroughly embarrassed by the improper use of your/you’re.

As I didn’t create it, I’ll take solace in the fact that I’m not scanning seven replies deep into “in-the-gray*” comments to…

Which means it is interference...

JPP looks at it... <cries>