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Didn’t one of these shitbags stay in the game and get another personal foul before getting ejected?

Yeah! If they know that Pats are going to manipulate headsets for an advantage, they can prepare for it! And if the Pats don’t know the Steelers prepared, than the Pats are really the disadvantaged ones! Good thing Tommy fahkin Brady is the best there ever was!

Yeah, I think there’s a fair amount of riff-raff coming out of us South-siders (Kent, Auburn, Tukwila, etc)

Despite the fact the the Sounders average almost as much as NFL teams, around about the same as the best-attended MLB teams...

I still love the “FUCK you gumby!” at the end

Oh man, I licked on that cigar video... After a few seconds, I thought it would stop, or cut to something else.

But it didn’t... I just kept going on and I feel so disgusting right now

You can’t triple stamp a double stamp...

DOUBLE WHOOSH

WHOOSH

At least no one was there to see it?

Happens to the best of us

Those are two wrong statements in one sentence, congrats!

Boo this man

I was thinking, “Can we not spend a lot more time talking about how absolutely weird this song/performance/dance sequence is??” before I realized that I’m likely the only jabroni dumb enough to sit through that whole thing... In my defense, it was like a car crash, I couldn’t look away...

Reports called Oxford for further information, but were told “Oxford has no records for Laremy... Maybe try Urban Dictionary”?

RIP

It could be Bob Barker...

Ronaldo’s #1 maybe should have been closer to #10... the second and third place goals were top class

Seattle has two venues that could temporarily house the team; Key Arena and Showare Center (in Kent and small, but could be a patch). Land for the arena has been purchased, but tough to see construction start prior to an NBA team...

at one time had a legitimate claim to being the finest athlete alive