I don’t see how we could ever be expected to take this tournament seriously... Umbro jerseys?? I mean, c’mon...

The ominous music in the background makes me worry that he’s going to execute somebody at the end of the video

Panthers Get Their Claws on Newton for Next Five Years

I read it as a direct response to Pittinsky’s threat of lawsuit if Deadspin published the assertion that he made advances towards her. Something like a “in case you didn’t read the whole thing Pittinsky, look at us doing exactly what you don’t want us to do”

It kills me that this doesn’t have more stars...

Mortal-Kombat-like mini game where you get to play as Hope Solo beating the hell out of Jerramy Stevens

And then Jonny woke up from his Twilight fever dream...

True that, Rylghiostiz has character issues

Robert Kraft feels cheated

Since when is Simon Cowell not a prick?

Double sigh. This seems to be the plague of the Patriots; a continued history of cheating when the don’t have to. Bar none, one of the best teams of the past decade. It’s hard for us to view them that way when stuff like this (or video recording) keeps surfacing. And if that marginally under-inflated PSI didn’t make…

Fair enough, though the jets were also terrible

You think they did this just one time?

Maybe not, but it almost certainly helped them to their 12-4 season.

I think this one was getting picked off by the forward a la Guzan if he actually got a foot on it the way he meant to

Clark was charged with first-degree misdemeanors for domestic violence and assault after an incident with his then-girlfriend, Diamond Hurt

I think he clearly conveyed his anti-capitalists demonstration message for May Day. Nothing sticks it to the man like getting tangled up in a hoop and flailing like a recently caught fish.

*Vaguely pizza-flavored soup

I dunno... I thought Jackman was an alright Valjean...

Wait, is he the guy who smoked crack?