“Bruce the Boxster” would like to have a word with you.

When he’s in a club, does he put his feet up on the bar? If so, he’s definitely the imposter.

Good.

For fuck’s sake, not a single person has been “hurt or affected” by the existence of an all-male band called Girl Band. It is a name that created, at worst, a moment of mild confusion. I feel moderately certain that this is an entirely manufactured controversy intended entirely to generate headlines and gain some…

Ireland’s doing pretty well if this qualifies as a ‘controversy’.

Yeah, screw all those people with underlying health conditions! They don't even deserve to be included in statistical survival rates of an easily communicable disease!

Seems like Wilt Chamberlain wasn’t getting a lot of complaints. 

You sure? That’s not what your mom said last night!

Hey, Shailene... your husband is a piece of shit for lying to his friends and co-workers about his vaccination status. That’s it.

This is the only BMW model I’d ever buy, and this one is in reasonable condition for its age . . . but not its price. ND.

This guy could probably use the cash:

I love it when Torchinsky starts drinking first thing in the morning.

Because it’s sPoOkY 

(Cranky old man voice) “EHHHHH...I’d rather have a Town Car at 5% of the price!  Get off my lawn...damn kids!!”

This car fits in the ‘uncanny valley’ of ownership. Not old enough to be a classic (and therefore worth the upkeep cost), nor old enough to be such a discount off MSRP someone is willing to pay it, nor new enough to be under any warranty that could soften the blow of having a $1500/month car payment over 5 years....…

Designo.

That’s awful lot of money to ride around in a hamstrung off-road ammo canister that looks and feels like a purse designed by Judas Priest.

The interior of that RV looks like a small town restaurant which hasn’t updated its decor since 1995.