“That’s not enough.  We want more asbestos!”

You mean the extended warranty that those assholes call everybody & their dog about? I would have a big smile on my face when they would learn that they have to pay for a rebuild of the engine & its unobtainium parts.

. . . owners who thought they could maintain an Italian sports sedan like a Ford Granada.

If your freshman girlfriend got scared by riding shotgun during donut maneuvers, then she also probably got offended by “pull my finger”.

At the beginning of winter driving season, I like to find an empty lot & drive in it, trying to make the car lose control, so that I can practice how to get back on track.  Nothing crazy.  It’s good practice.

I see that your wife has at least 2 young children lol!

Yup, lawyer recommended CYA statement. I get it.

Tho it should come 1th, thanks for including metric units.

I hate backronyms, especially with the following:

I’m all for the come-back of the straight 6.

. . . Ford didn’t buy any ads for its two new electric vehicles, the Mustang Mach-E and the F-150 Lightning, and both of those are sold out. When it comes to EVs, “I’m not convinced we need public advertising,” Farley said, as reported by Bloomberg

The price of this seems to be the biggest burden. A creative engineer would be able to conjure up an effective cooling system, so setting this up in a lawn mower wouldn’t be a problem, I’m sure.

CP for design because all the gauges are in metric units. . . except speedometer?

How to say “David Tracy” without saying “David Tracy”

Doesn’t even have cop brakes, cop tires, cop shocks, . . . .

David Tracy would have fun getting this to run.  But he shouldn’t have to pay the asking price for that pleasure in this case.  It’s too high for something that’s that far gone.

Pretty much where I am with this.  I would be hard pressed to pay the asking price, but apparently most people would not be.

The ol’ “you have a busted taillight” trick!

He has life without parole for 1 crime, plus a few years for another.  Unless there’s an appeal of the life sentence, does it really matter to make the distinction that both sentences are concurrent?

The existence of this should’ve killed the luxury truck (a contradiction of terms, IMHO) market.  But here we are.